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@benstiller.redhour.com thank you for making the next Severance episode come out on my birthday I'm looking forward to it more than cake

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

[smiles to my penis] look how far we've come

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

God before he invented pussy : man this whole thing sucks innit

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

still wild to me that the Blair Witch Project is real and the Blair Witch exists and she just gets to be an influencer now like nothing happened

submitted 80 days ago • 20 comments

the Joker watching a movie and he turns on motion smoothing on purpose. hes not really paying attention btw hes like plotting something Harley is annoyed tho so hes laughing at that. i think

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

man I really liked that movie what did you think of it ? man that hasn't smiled in 12 years : idk i guess it just wasn't my cup of tea

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

plugging a controller into my ass and controlling my eyes with it. heres an idea for you indie devs out there

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

The way some of you talk about Twitter refugees would make Marine Le Pen blush

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Lmfao

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

wishing I was 13 again playing Ghostbusters for the DS and driving Ecto-1 around while the Ghostbusters theme is playing and I get to trigger the siren at the perfect moment in the song while drifting around in virtual NYC

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

can't go to work today boss. ghouls and such

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Just did the scariest Halloween word search. Honestly i couldn't even finish it. But not because i couldn't find the words. Because it was too scary

submitted 119 days ago • 3 comments

what if a New Yorker was also fat. potential

submitted 277 days ago • 0 comments

not gonna bother giving my mom a gift this Christmas. I got her "Why There Is No God" last year yet the dumb bitch still says bless you every time I sneeze

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my dad broke his Wordle win streak and immediately went to buy a rope and stool at Home Depot

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

building the pyramids doesn't sound that hard. I bet I could do it if I wasn't iron deficient

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

going Toy Story mode and freezing at work every time my boss enters the room. I can't yet figure out what I will gain from this but I feel compelled

submitted 519 days ago • 0 comments

On October 4th FEMA and the FCC will conduct a test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA), which will include a notification on cell phones. This has panicked conspiracy theorists, who for some reason believe it will turn vaccinated people into zombies.

submitted 521 days ago • 67 comments

went to the funny dentist stand up comedy show and he kept saying my breath was "stinky from laughter" then he had me buy comically oversized toothpaste that's not covered by my health insurance

submitted 527 days ago • 0 comments

my mom's such a bitch compared to Mario

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments