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This picture is what comes up when you search for "flaccid, lifeless cock" on a porn site.

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In bed the other night I had an idea I liked so much I got up and typed it out. My new idea is inventing time travel to go back to that night and tell myself not to include the bestiality bit.

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checks website to make damn sure I don't have banned items Yankee spring training park makes me throw away things not on the banned list This is why I will always hate the Yankees. Social poverty ass club.

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If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun!

submitted 13 days ago • 64 comments

Found out that Nirvana show I went to a few months back was actually over 30 years ago. Huh.

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King of what? King of poopy pants, that's what. Take your shit-filled knickers and turd scepter and sit on your throne of dung.

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Was savoring a tasty edible but had to poop. Currently tasting delicious drug candy but smelling shit from a butt.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Man, I don't want a civil war. That sounds awful. Though, I would be excited to start a red hat collection.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I finally watched Ted Lasso

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Tidal "Looks like you enjoyed Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd" Me "Yeah. I thought PF was boring and pretentious but I was wrong. That was a good alb-" Tidal "HERE'S KING CRIMSON" Me "Hold on a sec-" Tidal "HERE IS KING CRIMSON"

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

My earliest memories are of seeing the original trilogy. (The rerelease of the first one counts!) I worked at a movie theater when the special editions landed and it was fucking amazing. New shit to fuss about in addition to seeing Star Wars on the big screen? Hell yes.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Cool! youtu.be/K-NCwHhoXcA?...

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I used to love being a geek. Met other geeks and was like "hell yeah". Now, the Internet brings them all to my screen and I'm like "fuck off. Shut up. Die."

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fuuuuck man target is rolling back diversity initiatives can anyone recommend me a woman-owned local business to steal yugioh cards from instead

submitted 39 days ago • 44 comments

This is the first singing of the anthem I've truly enjoyed in a while. Get that mofo to a studio. Damn.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Alrighty. Feeling pretty optimistic about this one.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

THROW THE DAMN BALL

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Idk looked like an attempted pass to me

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

This is definitely a Vikings game.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

this is the sort of play that shouldn't be able to be called a pass, if you're going to judge what kind of things are legitimate passes

submitted 57 days ago • 73 comments

WE'RE BACK IN THIS BABY! #vikings

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope we don't stop at one measly CEO.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

This is something you can't understand, Van Ginkel nearly killed a man

submitted 65 days ago • 70 comments

Post your favorite Pokemon. Wrong answers only. Brundlefly used sponging! It's maybe too effective.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking low-sodium, store brand, prime-time NFL game.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to explain to my aunt that tree frogs are fucking terrifying to hear while I'm getting high in my backyard and that crack heads are easy to deal with. Clearly, I'm a city mouse.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Love seeing the Packers beat up on the Saints. Fun fact: These are the only two NFL teams where the players are contractually obligated to drink at least 32oz of beer at halftime.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

That’s two more carolers. Time to reset the trap.

submitted 80 days ago • 71 comments

If there is something that I absolutely NEED to do every day, you'd better believe I will do it most days.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Marvel Rivals has fulfilled my lifelong dream of experiencing what it's like to get your ass kicked as the Hulk.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

submitted 87 days ago • 629 comments

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

submitted 87 days ago • 130 comments

Look at my fucking dog. Look at her. Gaze upon the creature that puts her fucking elbow into my rib cage whenever I lie down because she's a dog and doesn't know thing one about weight distribution. I would commit genocide on her behalf.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments