If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun! - ThreadSky

theciscokidder.bsky.social • 16 hours ago

If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun!

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vulgarisinsanis.bsky.social•14 hours ago

The use of black light was more upsetting than I was expecting.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•13 hours ago

🤣🤣

fooyoo2.bsky.social•3 hours ago

♥️♥️🤣

theciscokidder.bsky.social•3 hours ago

🙂

thekonamiman.bsky.social•11 hours ago

drewdolce.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Oh my god 😱🤣

theciscokidder.bsky.social•8 hours ago

😆😁

imdmingyour.mom•15 hours ago

genius!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•14 hours ago

🙂

audreyii.bsky.social•15 hours ago

@tapperfoul.bsky.social

vermontchicken.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Haha..."pretend"...sure...

theciscokidder.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😂

flentrop.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Is it okay if I'm not pretending?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Sure, as long as the cops don't find out

justtheprincess.bsky.social•13 hours ago

lmao I’ve done that too!

tecno.bsky.social•14 hours ago

fritzbros.bsky.social•11 hours ago

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard all day

theciscokidder.bsky.social•10 hours ago

🙂

quinnleone.bsky.social•3 hours ago

😂🤣 brilliant

friendbythesea.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Well, obviously, you are not too bright.

Never murder someone inside the house. 🫢🤭🫣🤫

rachel-lang.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Yes I get where you're coming from but I always enjoy it more when there are real murder remains. And when you've tried it once there's no going back

theciscokidder.bsky.social•5 hours ago

That's what I hear! 😂

wergend.bsky.social•9 hours ago

How about, next time you're polishing the floor, it's for Donald to walk across in fluffy socks?

clearymichael.bsky.social•4 hours ago

THAT got a follow! Excellent advice.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•4 hours ago

🙂

nikalamity.bsky.social•3 hours ago

is this how i get my teen to do it

theciscokidder.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I didn't even think of that, maybe!

silkythick.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I'm not sure I read the instructions correctly, what do I do with the body?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•14 hours ago

In this economy, consume it

silkythick.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Human really is the only ethical meat, great idea.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•12 hours ago

😂

klaybourne.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Werewolf dander confuses the DNA evidence that Lysol can’t eradicate.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Even bleach won't erase the werewolve's presence.

therottenking.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I like to do smth like this when I'm cooking. Heehee...no one knows how that casserole *mysteriously* appeared on the counter...it wasn't me ;))))

theciscokidder.bsky.social•3 hours ago

😆

discountstorytime.com•4 hours ago

And that fresh bleach smell!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Best part! Well, except for the headache...

v.milcom.in•15 hours ago

You mean I only had to pretend and not drag in dead animals before I started cleaning?

whatsername2.bsky.social•15 hours ago

That's the kind of motivation I've been looking for. 🙏

theciscokidder.bsky.social•15 hours ago

😆😁

maryjanele420.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Pretend? If he pees on the seat just one more time, ...!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•9 hours ago

😂

jean53.bsky.social•5 hours ago

“He ran into my knife 10 times”.

surfrich3.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Quick! Before Dexter gets here.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•14 hours ago

😂

nonnienina.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Great idea!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•13 hours ago

😆

modernpilgrim.bsky.social•16 hours ago

now if only i could get my hands clean...

theciscokidder.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Boiling water is always a good option

imwintersmom.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😂

modernpilgrim.bsky.social•16 hours ago

i'm cutting them off

theciscokidder.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😂

jekahyde.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I found my son’s stash once and tried to clean the bathroom right afterwards. Cleaning the tub got me dizzy

lastthird.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I misinterpreted this backwards -- ie "pretend you're just cleaning the bathroom while erasing evidence of a murder... more fun" -- and agreed with it, WTF is wrong with me

theciscokidder.bsky.social•12 hours ago

😂

anasmashnova.bsky.social•10 hours ago

“Pretending”

theciscokidder.bsky.social•9 hours ago

😂

hallucinatingai.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I wish my co-workers would keep this in mind after murdering the shared bathroom by blowing it up.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•9 hours ago

😂

retiredbaumer.bsky.social•13 hours ago

God you made me laugh out loud, literally.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•12 hours ago

🙂

marcmancuso.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I just murdered some skin cells.

bshuman.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Been watching Dateline huh?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•13 hours ago

😂

katxd.bsky.social•14 hours ago

wait a minute... i think ur onto something

theciscokidder.bsky.social•14 hours ago

😆

missyouonpurpose.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Gotta get that practice in for the big day!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•8 hours ago

That's right! 😆

ll0ckl1ear.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Who's pretending?

nunesalt.bsky.social•3 hours ago

"Pretend"

jalapenoenema.bsky.social•7 hours ago

This is the best advice I've ever seen anywhere. Even in a real book.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•5 hours ago

😆😁 It's all about perception I guess!

voxhallow.satan.social•12 hours ago

"pretend" is a fun word isn't it

m0x1e.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Great tip!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•9 hours ago

😆😁

fairbanb.bsky.social•10 hours ago

It's also good practice.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Indeed!

reverendlars.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I don't want to go off on a tangent, but the bathroom is actually the best room in the house for murdering. Unless you're one of those freaks who have carpet in there.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•4 hours ago

😂