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Spooky bitch. Black Metal metalhead. Cat mom. Pickle enthusiast. Soft spot for Swedish musicians and that one Skarsgård. #tiktokrefugee
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Republicans want you to hit your kids instead of giving them health care

Day 9 of waiting for NATO troops to liberate the United States. Hurry?

I really hate this new press secretary. She looks like a belligerent fake Christian who does anal in order stay a virgin.

I just want to issue a warning to European countries facing right wing threats to their upcoming elections: do not let candidates that you know are dangerous advance. If you think they'll cheat like ours did, don't let them get in. I'm not talking about voting. Save yourselves before it's too late.

Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.

It took a week for the shock doctrine to get to me physically. I forgot I actually have a panic disorder, like medically. The physical symptoms kicked in. Weakness, dizziness, and constant pain. Fuck these nazi picks.

Three authoritarian peas in a pod.

Yeah so I need to leave

This is a slap in the face to American women. Pete Hegseth has a track record of disrespecting women service members, and multiple credible sexual assault allegations. Our troops deserve better.

How does terrorizing farm workers, school kids and hard working immigrants make America great, especially when you release and pardon violent insurrectionists? White Nationalism is Nazism.

I wanted the existential crisis of my mid-30s to be "Have I matured enough to raise this flesh baby with enough love and support to break generational curses?" not "I guess that mandatory assembly in 7th grade where we watched the Anne Frank movie came in handy for hiding my neighbors in my attic."

Swedish justice minister to meet police after spate of explosions

I got engaged to a Swedish man in May of this year, after a very short time of dating and about a year of planning to emigrate to Sweden on my own.

Weird how "nazis are the bad guys" has become the new "you should care about other people"

"racist" things I've said to Swedish friends this week: *showing them a video of a metal cover of Caramelldansen*: "He's just appreciating your culture!"

It’s not a generational curse, you’re just a loser like your parents

Throwing a fit because a priest asked you to be nice to people is one of the least masculine things I can imagine.

Put that mean rant back in your drafts or so help me!

I've printed out thousands of pictures of Rick Astley for the post apocalypse to put into cabinets and cupboards that i've already raided of canned goods

Pete Hegseth says he does not abuse women and that he'll "choke the shit out of Lisa Murkowski for not supporting him."

No but I am really upset that flamin hot limon cheetos don't seem to be available in the party size bag.

What I really want is to be able to go about my day without the words "we should kill him" repeating over and over in my head.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

I was able to shower today. And prep chicken legs for dinner later. And crush a bag of corn flakes to bread them in with my great uncle's hand grinder. Baby steps.

When does the dread go away?

I am terrified. I'm horrified. I'm angry all the time. I've started keeping a hammer in my purse. I can't sleep. I just take little naps. My thoughts are dark. I can't see months into my future like I could before, planning etc. I don't feel well. I don't know when this all will end. I'm afraid.

Here's a video that had 5k likes when I found it on my fyp, and 70+ comments. The comments completely disappeared when I clicked on them, not in a "creator has disabled comments" way but a "be the first to comment on this post" way. Also "this video cannot be reposted" when I clicked repost.

My videos went from the average 200-400 pity views tiktok normally gives people to less than 10. My comments are being removed for CGVs and appeals are being denied. My profile views are up 🤔 Something is very wrong on tiktok.

Every single minute that passes that he is still alive I am in agony.

Tell me again how sexual assault allegations ruin a man's career.