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TRANS RIGHTS FOREVER

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

alright Garfield, you’ve got a point today

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments

Elon just did a sieg heil during his speech.

submitted 34 days ago • 328 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 336 comments

customer: your darkest roast please barista: it looks like helen keller tried to cut your hair with a knife and fork

submitted 34 days ago • 101 comments

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

submitted 35 days ago • 539 comments

motivational speaker cat: this too shall pspspsps

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

submitted 42 days ago • 138 comments

Source: @worry__lines on Insta #chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

Taking two adderall and counting everything at Books-A-Million because I think they’re full of shit

submitted 44 days ago • 23 comments

Them: "What is wrong with you?" Me: I will try to keep this on the short side. (1/854)

submitted 43 days ago • 19 comments

I’m babysitting my little Italian cousin and I have no idea how much prosciutto to give a 6 month old

submitted 43 days ago • 235 comments

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

submitted 44 days ago • 331 comments

Doctors agree: the Ass is the father of the legs

submitted 49 days ago • 44 comments

Friend: What's wrong? Me (crying because yet another online "Which Scooby Doo Character Are You?" quiz revealed I'm that punkass Scrappy Doo): The election

submitted 53 days ago • 29 comments

[opens Disney+] ok sweetie do you want to watch the Lion King, Mary Poppins or Night Bitch

submitted 53 days ago • 185 comments

This is apparently the first footage of the Tesla Cybertruck explosion outside the Trump hotel in Las Vegas today. A huge detonation. It looks like fireworks are ignited from the inside the Cybertruck. (🎥 Gambling News)

submitted 53 days ago • 43 comments

I’m about 15 years late to the game but my little collection has a pretty good start if I do say so myself (I have tiny Robin too but he is on a mission [lost in my room]) #FunkoPop #HellaGangShit

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Where's my "A Complete Unknown"-themed popcorn bucket, I want to eat out of Bob Dylan's head

submitted 53 days ago • 27 comments

If you start the Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition) at 11:43 PM, dude that’s so late. Do you know how long that movie is? You’re gonna be up way past your bedtime

submitted 53 days ago • 67 comments

Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!

submitted 53 days ago • 521 comments

For sale: 2024 daily planner, never used

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

Open carry, but for bongs.

submitted 54 days ago • 9 comments

you know wtf goin on 🍾🥂

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Choose empathy. Read.

submitted 79 days ago • 221 comments

happy nye, annual reminder that the year you had and the year that comes doesn’t define you. day by day nothing changes but when we look back everything is different, and your bigger picture is better than your perception in the moment love u🖤🤟🏻

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Tips For Avoiding Holiday Weight Gain theonion.com/tips-for-avo...

submitted 55 days ago • 26 comments

perhaps I’m the one who caused my abandonment wounds

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

submitted 56 days ago • 1616 comments

Server: would you like some freshly grated Parmesan? Me: yes, please *opens mouth*

submitted 56 days ago • 50 comments

I'm not going to see the nosferatu movie because I already saw the spoiler that he's uncircumcised. That was the only reason I would have gone to see it- to find out if the nosferatu is circumcised (he's not)

submitted 56 days ago • 189 comments

Pretty fucked up that Jimmy Carter lived to see Wicked Part 1 but not Part 2

submitted 55 days ago • 209 comments

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

Alexa, play “MILLION DOLLAR BABY”

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments