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#d&d w/o context "Are orgies part of this?"--"This is Dragonlance, there is no sex." "Jousting?" "He was making that godawful stew he makes for dinner." "Before someone desecrates the body of a friend." "I don’t usually intervene during funeral rites.” “In my country we light that shit on fire.”

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Hackman loved: Fr. Connec'n Night Moves Unforgiven Heist Tenenbaums -loved but should not rewatch: Uncommon Valor -liked but no rewatch: Bridge 2 Far Supermans MS Burning -liked Bonnie & Clyde Young Frankenstein FC II Firm Get Shorty -disappointed Convers'n Enemy of State -??? Antz Heartbreakers

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Modest #OSR goals to complete before I die: Create B/X "advanced" hack not beholden to every bit of B/X. Create an "Appalachian" gothic Beyond the Wall spinoff & stitched together module campaign. Amalgamate one or more for a Late Earth sf campaign system: Vaarn, UVG, Electrum Archive, MCC, and ?

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#D&D #OSR w/o context "Someone w/leather's gotta die soon." "10 hp doesn't seem great for your soul."-"16 hp: totally worth it!" "I like variety: some days I wear bearskin & some deerskin." "Well now I can no longer call it skull lounge!" "Not just gonna throw a raw heart in my bag." "Stupid brain."

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#d&D #OSR w/o context "We don't eat sand where I come from." "I don't want to destroy the teddy bear." "Who gives a shit about glass?--me!" "Capacious receptacles..." "I heard elfs don't poop at all." "I divorced her for a reason!" "Now I have a necklace, ho ho ho." "No one speaks ill of Bungo!"

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"Have you noticed all the chains? Are ... are we the baddies? I mean, what do chains make you think of? Enslavement, torture, oppression ..." "Chain necklaces are fun." "I didn't say were weren't fun, but fun or not enslavers and jailers are still the baddies."

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Come ON

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#d&d #OSR w/o context "I want to pick up something from the butler's room so they can arrest a ghost." "Lots of people join the church to get away from their family." "I can't afford that kind of misery." "Cleaned is better than not cleaned." "We found our thrower!" "Maybe it's a trick idol."

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Small sharks #miniaturepainting Tried for soft light, got harsh.

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#D&D w/o context: "He has unmanicured ear hair." "He admires the skull decorator." "Electrum, eh?" "I bet it'll show spooks!" "I'll hold your backpack to make sure your jump over the acid is successful." "Remember I got hit by a broom!" "Does the black corrosion depreciate the plate mail?"

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#miniaturepainting Hag

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#d&d w/o context: "Yeah, I'm up for an assassination." "Wow, this skull is a beautiful thing." "I'm his wiper." "We do all love the flame." "These western religions are truly interesting." "Pleased to me you; I'm head priest of this cult." "As you're carving him, three toads get caught in the web."

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Clearing Gaza: Ethnic cleansing Ending the aid part of USAID: Ethnic cleansing Revocation of asylum: Ethnic cleansing ICE raids: Ethnic cleansing Apartheiders running amok: Ethnic cleansing

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Gonna need a Third Reconstruction, y'all.

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#d&D w/o context "Bohemian as in ethnicity and not social strata." "He is very, very hairy." "I will buy the sash for you." "He's aligning for the balls." "Oh, an entrepreneur."-"Look, we don't have to call him dirty words." "There's some sort of vegetal opposition." "Who likes hunchbacks, anyway?"

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Pretty happy with this guy, despite the digital camera's harsh critique of my brushing skills. #ReaperMini #MiniaturePainting

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Jan 2025 Nerdery 14 TTRPG Sessions, 6 as GM, 8 as player GM'd 10 different players, GM'd by 5 GMs, 9 co-players 3 Systems: #OSE Advanced, #5E D&D, Dragonbane Run: Black Wyrm of Brandonsford, Castle Xyntillan Played: Misty Vale, Valley of the Manticore, Shadow of the Dragon Queen, & two GMs' worlds

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In an alternate universe #DragonBola was a much more modest "epic" adventure, with only a modicum of railroading and far less cornball character names. #Dragonlance #OSR

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#d&d #OSR convos w/o context: "Did we see any dead artists?" "There was that fan-fic guy." "*We* were the ones who killed him." "We *put his soul at peace*." "Would you give me back my crossbow?" "Did he act sassy while returning it?" "Well, he doesn't have a mouth." "Were his *gestures* sassy?"

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#D&D without context: "I skywrite emojis for the illiterates." "We drag gold bags past the destitute." "We overstay our welcome 1st." "I'm scratchin' camels; it's just what I do." "Mage hand competition!" "Do you not recognize my expert rendering of Munch's scream?!" "You almost beakhole yourself."

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