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Too much money makes people insane.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I lasted a month as a USPS letter carrier and I am of the opinion that a fit punishment for Trump and Musk attempting to destroy the Postal Service would be to carry mail for that period of time on a USPS city walking route. It would also be a de facto death penalty in both cases.

submitted 12 hours ago • 6 comments

Shitz Brown United States, Census, 1870

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We gotta dox that baby.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Zero sympathy from me ever over how the oppressed are treating their oppressors. Fuck offffffff.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Assuming this man is telling the truth: how do people like this not fall victim to scams on a weekly basis?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe

submitted 3 days ago • 52 comments

It wasn't plainly obvious to me before but it is now - most federally elected Democrats are quite content being in the minority. They can collect paychecks, and commit insider trading, go to fund raisers and then sit on their hands and feign powerlessness.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I wish Ian and Guy were posters (they're both too smart for that). Uncanny how the timing of their indefinite hiatus coincided with the start of the rapid decline of the US.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

More and more people are saying this!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

lol, lmao... "privately signaled" but not showing a lick of solidarity. good to see that our news outlets are staffed full of cowards. bodes well for our future as a country.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This whole saga has, I think, demonstrated very well my contention that American political journalists believe that they deserve all of the respect and deference that comes with filling a vital societal role, while rejecting the idea that holding such a position also entails duties and obligations.

submitted 3 days ago • 48 comments

Go birds

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submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 7 days ago • 34 comments

donald trump has ordered the IRS to hand over all of your personal information to a Holocaust denier who works for the richest man on Earth, who is a Nazi

submitted 6 days ago • 58 comments

they spent the last 13 years making sure nobody else threatened the succession structure of ancient congressional leaders starting with Hillary Clinton and slandered the only grassroots multigenerational enthusiasm as nefarious Bernie Bros

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

The cool thing about Josh Shapiro is that he helped cover up a murder.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"Have we tried bipartisan tax cuts? We have? Oh, okay. Well shit, I'm all out of ideas."

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Re-upping this piece since its author is now traveling on a major international trip with our secretary of defense www.nytimes.com/2024/08/05/o...

submitted 8 days ago • 43 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

She should dump this zero and get herself a hero.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is the bare minimum we should expect from an opposition problem. The fact that they won't even do THIS confirms that they are, in fact, in agreement with the harsh austerity measures that Trump and Elon and implementing but could never get away with on their own.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

people are saying eric adams is doing quid pro quo but if you were going to go to jail for something you did, wouldn’t it make sense to trade favors to stay out of jail? or is common sense not so common

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

ok! www.sltrib.com/news/politic...

submitted 9 days ago • 1012 comments

Really need to get off this but Li's interviews are so funny - if you know the topics you know immediately which reporting she's reheating as "inside" info she got as a Dem hanger-on.

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

A silver lining to all the glaring and dumb corruption going on at the federal level is the increased odds of a Budd moment.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know if ignoring laws is, strictly speaking, a "constitutional crisis" but one could certainly make the case.

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submitted 10 days ago • 24 comments

I try hard not to make judgments on ppl by the way they look but Jeffries has such a stupid face he just proves my priors.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

yep waaaaaay too much caffeine today, wow.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment