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Amy. i have not a singular clue but i'm successfully Existing so Wahay. "in my thirties" so I don't have to remember my actual age ever.
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Every major UK newspaper - left, right, broadsheet, tabloid - is running a front page campaign against copyright carveouts for AI training. I can't remember the last time any political cause had such broad support, let alone one so anti-big tech and so economically consequential.

he shuts off from low battery 0.5 seconds later #hazbinhotel #vox

Fuck purity culture 🪓

Hayao Miyazaki's short guide to watercolor painting -- we put this translation together a couple of years ago

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

The Horniman Natural History Gallery features this stunning walrus. It was transported to England, purchased in 1886. There, the taxidermists, having never seen one in the wild, stuffed it until the wrinkles smoothed out. This is a fully inflated walrus, my friends. MAXIMUM WALRUS. (📷: Tom Natt)

it's that time

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I don't know how to break it to the people who are apparently just learning it from Eggers' NOSFERATU for the first time, but one of the massive engines thrumming beneath the surface of pretty much all gothic horror is "women being extremely horny."

Happy 2025 everyone, I sincerely hope the last moments of 2024 (a shelf collapsing off the wall and landing on me) aren't an indication of the year to come 😶 (it's been a day, i'm fine, turns out my head is pretty solid and my reflexes slightly better than i thought)

I contain multitudes! And some of those multitudes really like smut.

Never painted a pet portrait before, but I think this doesn't bring too much Shame Upon My House?

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

Today, the UK government announced a proposal to change copyright law - for the benefit of AI companies - that would cause huge, irreversible harm to creators. More info below, but most importantly here's what you can do (wherever you live): 1. Email your MP. Template letter in 🧵 👇 1/10

On the one hand, the urge to Art has come back from a near-decade absence! On the other hand, with it has come The Buying And Hoarding Of Art Materials. I have never worked in acrylic gouche before (I didn't even know it was a THING) but apparently by GOD I'm going to learn 😂

"Video games cause violence" Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad

look "Much Ado About Nothing" is a title which changes meaning drastically when you learn 'nothing' is elizabethan slang for pussy

this website was made good by perverts and sex workers and if you don't want to see a wide and beautiful variety of posts from those accounts you need to adjust your own moderation settings, curate your timeline better, and possibly join threads instead if that doesn't work

me finding everyone else on bluesky who’s on my exact bullshit

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We have moved! No-one's back has been put out! Please god let us never have to leave this place

On Twitter a fued is called "Twitter beef" on here it's called

I feel like the goal here is to make people who would say something like this out loud be afraid of dying or being grievously wounded for doing so

Everybody posts the "better a pig than a fascist" bit but never mentions the preceding lines that confirm Porco is cool as fuck and include exactly the things they want to take from you

something sweet

the weird little freak holy trifecta

By the age of 30, you should have: - a Bluesky account - a favorite spoon - an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely - back pain

Notre Dame #characterdesign

boys with a time machine: bro let's commission portraits from jan van eyck girls with a time machine: omg wouldn't it be so crazy if we sat for hans holbein the elder

He's got a sequel up.

British literature: I will die for duty. French literature: I will die for love. German literature: I will die for greatness. Russian literature: Yeah I'm the one that killed the other three guys.

Posters for a Korean production of Macbeth

Ancient Artifacts

Aphantasia.

This is illuminating on the mindset of the Tories, from Sunday Times’ Tim Shipman’s account of Theresa May’s Brexit troubles. The Cabinet decided the party was more important than the country.

Ferocity

Remember when everyone saw this scene and we all had the same exact thought

ME, 10: I want a big mansion ME, 20: I want a cool apartment ME, 30: I want a small hut that stands on chicken legs & has been hidden away deep in the forest

NORTHERN LIGHTS: Take my picture! Please! I don't look great now but the photos will be spectacular, bursts of green and pink! Take as many photos as you can! THE MOON: Do not take my photo, if you little apes dare to photograph me I will be so tiny, I swear to god I will make myself so goddamn tiny

London mudlarkers recover a legendary lost Arts-And-Crafts (the official art movement, à la William Morris) typeface: news.artnet.com/art-world/do...

I like this fallout show because it's a lampoon of american midcentury sociopolitical mcarthyism 🫙

Last post before bed