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Repost time. The Mental Health Awareness Space-Marine ! #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

submitted 13 hours ago • 23 comments

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

submitted 11 hours ago • 201 comments

Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English

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Moving off Audible to Libro.fm They pay taxes and you can pick a local bookstore to support with your purchases. Referral code below gets two free books (and one for me) libro.fm/referral?rf_...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

That's nice :'D

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Whenever I see an article titled "Crypto Scandal" or "Crypto Scam" I'm like you could save yourself some typing; you already said "Crypto"

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

This is how it’s done.

submitted 7 days ago • 2913 comments

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

submitted 13 days ago • 5656 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 14 days ago • 1910 comments

this girl was talking about how much paperwork you have to sign to not vaccinate your kid and i was thinking yeah they have to make sure you know you’re doing something stupid

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

Trump voters: Had enough yet?

submitted 15 days ago • 1918 comments

The shoes are dropping on the crooked admistrators of St. Louis Public Schools. "Why Saint Louis Public Schools pays me not to teach" part 1 stlteach.substack.com/p/why-saint-...

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I guess sharing these names is a crime, so I figured I’d go ahead and commit a lil crime

submitted 25 days ago • 29 comments

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI theonion.com/jealous-trum...

submitted 22 days ago • 70 comments

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...

submitted 22 days ago • 226 comments

Genius youtu.be/8UrtXlQhYnY?...

submitted 238 days ago • 0 comments

You spelled "fucking dipshits" wrong

submitted 238 days ago • 0 comments

Ummmm "down" and "non-existant" are two very different things fuck face that's why. Smh.

submitted 238 days ago • 0 comments

I'm voting for anyone on the opposite side of the table from trum--- I mean Joffrey. That fucker needs to hang

submitted 238 days ago • 0 comments

me when the real Warhammer 40k nerds get rolling

submitted 238 days ago • 1 comment

Sex with me is like Lollapalooza. 8 hours of ramp up before the headliner plays for 2 hours* *minutes

submitted 238 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck is it November already? Oh wait...wrong country

submitted 238 days ago • 0 comments

Someone who promotes themeself as a hero rarely is, for it is not a title or a job description you can simply bestow upon yourself. Live honorably, assist others, defend those who need it, and you will be somebody's hero whether or not the word is ever spoken.

submitted 239 days ago • 1 comment

Super7 Ultimate Cliff Burton finally arrived! Neutral face sculpt looks a little Inigo Montoya-ish but overall this a badass figure. #poptoys

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Current level drunk is whatever level comes immediately before getting out high school yearbooks

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

Metallica tribute act except all the members are super fat. It would be called "Fat-allica" James Fatfield Large Ulrich Spiff Burton Kirk Hamsandwich You're welcome

submitted 413 days ago • 0 comments

Love the level of engagement on here.

submitted 418 days ago • 1 comment

Finally changed my 4 month old sheets. #SingleLife

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

Look what I dug up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WilE...

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

It is completely insane that most pharmacies just don't pick up the phone most of the time. Every single time I've heard Americans laugh at the NHS they talk about "having to wait forever," but the paid for system has longer, dumber waits for even dumber reasons

submitted 419 days ago • 14 comments

Sitting here condemning myself for not being good at guitar, among all the other reasons my life is not the way I wanted it to be. 50 is a bitch y'all.

submitted 419 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really too bad that Donald Trump didn’t die of COVID.

submitted 419 days ago • 37 comments

whoever decided that microsoft office products would now only save shit in whatever the fuck onedrive location which LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY DOCUMENTS FOLDER AND SAYS IT IS MY DOCUMENTS FOLDER BUT CANNOT BE ACCESSED VIA THE REGULAR FILE EXPLORER needs to go walk DIRECTLY INTO THE SEA

submitted 419 days ago • 35 comments

Nooooooo!!!! www.tmz.com/2024/01/06/c...

submitted 419 days ago • 0 comments

So excited to watch three politicians appointed by a man who did not receive a plurality of votes rule that the constitution does not apply to the guy that appointed them.

submitted 420 days ago • 14 comments

let’s go, brandon

submitted 420 days ago • 23 comments

BREAKING: United States Supreme Court To Decide How Badly Clarence Thomas Wants A New Beach House

submitted 420 days ago • 37 comments

True story.

submitted 420 days ago • 0 comments

in case you missed it, my column on the 14th amendment option www.nytimes.com/2024/01/05/o...

submitted 420 days ago • 25 comments

Harlan Crow is probably entering his preferred Supreme Court decision on Trump's ballot eligibility like it's a DoorDash order right now

submitted 420 days ago • 21 comments

As everyone looks through these Epstein files, let's just not rush to judgement on a guy who bought a teen beauty pageant just to walk in on the contestants as they were changing and then mysteriously let Epstein commit suicide while in his federal custody. Could be anything.

submitted 422 days ago • 11 comments

Beyond avoiding Covid infections altogether, the next best way to prevent Long Covid is through vaccinations, reduced ~70% by recent reports and a meta-analysis of 24 studies (Figure) www.scientificamerican.com/article/vacc...

submitted 422 days ago • 5 comments

New addition to my music section. Messengers hand signed #789 of 1500

submitted 424 days ago • 1 comment