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in case I haven't made myself clear enough

It works. The government here largely works. Because we are so spoiled by how well it works, we are letting a fool convince us it is broken.

Who does JD Vance think he’s bullshitting with his bullshit? There’s something both pathetic and infuriating about the imaginary dope he’s invented in his head to be more clever than—trying to manipulate the discourse like a cat trying to pick up a pencil, you have no thumbs, dummy.

vance is a detestable liar and an open enemy of the constitution. the central load bearing factual claim here is completely false and even if it wasn’t the constitution contains two explicit guarantees of due process

The future is not written. It never is and it never has been.

This administration sent 200+ fathers, sons, and husbands to be tortured in a foreign prison for the rest of their lives. 9 in 10 have no criminal record. None received any due process. If you *aren’t* outraged, you need to check your fucking humanity.

pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans

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“Good heavens!” said Frog. “That thing is Toad!”

i do not think the mainstream press is equipped or capable of covering ideological white nationalists and eugenicists as such, or even capable of noting that this is what they are. it is related to the wide belief that racism is simply a matter of manners.

Bernie and me: just 2 dudes with Charm on an endless loop for the last 6 months.

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Amen.

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If Kristi Noem can go down to El Salvador and take concentration camp selfies, then DOJ can figure out where Abrego Garcia is. Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.

old hotel by the tracks, gulpwater, wyoming, 2004

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yeah man, please make my 85 year old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past

For tycoons, their losses are worth it so they can regain power over people with pronouns in their bio. For them this is spending trillions to never hear a land acknowledgment again. It's worth it to them. They're burning it down so they can be kings of the ashes.

Americans voted against the most successful economic recovery of any nation on the planet for this, because they were mad at their servants being paid more and listened to liars who made them feel good.

me trying to relate to straight men at the sports bar

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

It's not manufacturing jobs you want, it's a stable job with a middle-class wage, retirement, affordable health insurance, and worker protections that you want. Which isn't naturally tied to factory jobs, but it is naturally tied to union organizing.

It’s certainly not the main concern of all this, but folks… it’s “401(k).” (Not 401k. Not 401K.)

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Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white. by Stephen Miller

The gap between the self-image that MAGA has of themselves as tough macho he-men and their constant pants-pissing fear of every goddamn thing in the world is bigger than the Grand Canyon

it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

mad king. senile. good days and bad days but increasingly only bad days where laura loomer dictates national security policy and he lets DOGE kids punch tariff rates into chatgpt

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Brother, can you spare a dime?