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Writer of things. Wader of creeks. Dog barker. Compulsive smartass. MSTie#51254. Mostly bipedal.
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How the hell would this freakazoid know a thing about teenage sperm counts? Who tells him this shit, ghosts?

*Of course* advance information on US combat operations is classified. Pretending otherwise is an insult to our troops, who all know this. The Secretary is unfit to lead.

Please stop saying that JD Vance killed the pope, because it's definitely not true that JD Vance killed the pope, and when people say that JD Vance killed the pope it makes people very upset, it seems, even though the idea that JD Vance killed the pope is probably absurd.

I am honestly so disgusted by this trend within Extremism Expert circles where now that we live under fascism, we're coding far right extremism as "no clear ideology, they just like miscellaneous hate groups, what a startling development" NO. They're fucking Nazis. What the fuck.

So why exactly is it ok to be sending anyone to an El Salvador gulag, whether they're guilty of anything or not?

Happy to announce that PUNCH A NAZI will go live Friday 18th April at ko-fi.com/punchanazi Featuring over 100 pages of Nazi-punching goodness, 100% of money raised from the sale of this anthology will go to The Trevor project. A big thank you to all contributors!

Well this is all going really great!

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

Syracuse NY #handsoff

I asked the one high ranking policeman I saw on 5th Ave why there were so few police. He said “We did not expect anything like this. Don’t tell anyone but I’ve only got 44 officers out here — and it’s a great crowd, great event, no incidents.”

accidentally added pete hegseth to the protest chat :(

Syracuse

If a deranged president intentionally destroying the country's economy with a ludicrous obsession (and misunderstanding) of tariffs *isn't* justification for invoking the 25th Amendment, I honestly can't imagine any scenario that would be.

I hope there are a million postmortems and they all go basically "at the end of the day everyone just hates Elon Musk and thinks he's a total creep" and Elon reads them all and cries a lot

You know what? These little Star Wars action figures? They're kinda lame, I've decided.

Good question. Why DOES Pete Hegseth have a Russian phone number? 🤨

If you're gonna call someone a "terrorist" for talking part in a protest, then I'm totally fine calling you a "Nazi."

Whiskeyleaks Whiskeyleaks Spilling deets with his Signal freaks Is he drunk? Listen bud He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood Oh shit Here comes Whiskeyleaks

BREAKING NEWS: A high level source at the DOD has informed me that the Trump Administration authorized deployment of Signal onto government phones last month and it is a primary means of communicating with the White House. Read my exclusive story: open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...

They’re not going to get out of this by playing semantics. Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.

“Remember that Trump got impeached over an extortion plot recorded in the government record of his phone call with President Zelensky. An intelligence analyst discovered what had happened and decided he needed to report the conduct. These aren’t hypotheticals. They’ve already happened.”

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

Syracuse Orange basketball has arrived in time to wreck everyone's day.

It will now be illegal to to make fun of me. If you make me cry you will go to prison. I’m strong.

If you're a U.S. citizen, then our remarkable public lands belong to you and your kids as heritage, and how do you like that?

GOPs are gonna claim Ds chose a shutdown if it comes to that. False. Johnson intentionally wrote a bill filled w non-starters for Ds, a whole medicine bottle of poison pills. This is Johnsons doing. A pure MAGA bill as our @emineirmakyucel.bsky.social explains. talkingpointsmemo.com/fivepoints/5...

Mahmoud Khalil should be at home with his pregnant wife. Instead, he's been illegally abducted & had his constitutional right to free speech & due process stripped. We're demanding his immediate release and we cannot allow this abuse of power to go unchecked. #FreeMahmoudKhalil

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

#ourpubliclands

Trump wants to sell off public lands so he can build a sovereign wealth fund. What am I bid for Yosemite? Yellowstone? The Grand Canyon? www.americanprogress.org/article/trum...

This is all a good reminder that, “no help, no votes until the criminal conduct stops” is neither a big ask nor a politically perilous one.

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

I am very tired, but wrote this, quickly, to capture what I could since we live in the days of media erasure. Tonight there was a #protest at the #treasury and most #news did not see fit to cover it while it unfolded. I captured posts, video, and quotes as I could--I linked to @indivisible.org

Hey if anyone sees Kirsten Gillibrand could you tell her to please clear her voice mail?

one of the defining features of the techbro dipshits now running the USA is their absolute refusal to consider that anyone, ever, has thought about problems before them time after time they come in, propose a solution that was rejected years ago because it's stupid, and call themselves geniuses

💥 New Zealand knows what’s up!!

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

Oh look the ICE Tip-off page is back up. Remain vigilant!

"I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace, and ICE can gargle my balls." -Thomas Pain