Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks
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Marisa Kabas
referring to pete hegseth as whiskeyleaks is one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while. good job, guys.
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He drinks a Vodka drink,
He drinks a lager drink,
He makes a whiskeyleak,
He releases attack orders that remind him of the good times
He forgets what was classified of the better times.
Ohhh tiny boy, tiny boy.
Tiny boyyyyyyy…
I get knocked down and I make excuses…
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With liquored up lips
He’s sinking them ships
Be it Jack or single malt
Date rape’s never his fault
Beware the drunkard’s wrath
Brings missiles on your ass
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Whiskyleak man
Doing the things
A Whiskyleak can
What’s his BAC?
It’s not important
Whiskyleak man
(With apologies to Particle Man)
The kind that gets hate from his mother
He will never put his spirits down
Once you peel him off the street, ow, girl
He's the whiskeyleak, whiskeyleak
He's whiskeyleaky, yow
my whiskey's mine alone
but whatever my generals speaketh
I send straight to Putin's phone 🎶
He's got breath that's 90 proof!
Endangering pilots, but he don't care.
He'll lie for as long as there's a bar there.
Watch out!
Whiskeyleaks has flammable hair!!!!!
These are the Whiskey Dicks.
Both will get you hurt if you stay to long.
Easy to assess,
Let us,
March to excess
Anyone ⁉️
I think you got one of those top hits there.
Like the streak or spiders & snakes
Or that breaker breaker there big buddy songs.
I’d have thought Weird Al would have been all on this.
Better copyright those lyrics before he sees them.
👏👏👏
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Him and ol' Jack Daniel's got a history
One of y'all sittin' on the lap of Putski
Everybody on the Signal gettin' leaky
💖
Bloody Mary in hand
He reveals our plans
Just like Putin would demand…
#ThoseTraitorsLikeTheFiringSquad
Says to his mate my piss tastes great, I’ll bottle it up and sell it to people I hate.
Oh great idea, could I have a free bottle Petey says his one and only mate 🥃🤢😂🖕🖕🌟🙏
#Off
He did a vodka leak
He did a lager leak
He did a cider leak
Ooooh Petey boy
He did a vodka leak
He did a lager leak
He did a cider leak
He did a leak to remind them of the flight times
He did a leak to remind them of the bomb times
We start a chat
But let reporters in
We're never gonna live it down
Whiskeyleaks
His mom says he’s been sober for weeks.
he's committing a crime.
At the speed of light,
he imbibes just in time...
Whiskeyleaks (x2)
Drunken Capitol Whiskeyleaks
Competence he's ignored
His next drink's his reward
To him, life is a great big tap room,
Wherever there's a chat room,
You'll find the Whiskeyleaks!
"There'sh nothing wrong with Hegseth and his leaksh. Here's Rye."
With grea- umm…
Umm… what was I trying to…?
You’re so.. you’re sooo…
I’m not.. but you.. you definitely are..
With great.. great power.. comes… more power.. then you get the money..
Then…
What was I… you guys.. what was I talking about?
https://youtu.be/i5P8lrgBtcU?si=AJLUpYQmepWQwlzP
Pounding bombs and bombing shots
It will get much worse
#whiskeyleaks
We’ve go another suck up
Wherever there’s a fuck up
You’ll find a MAGA man!
https://bsky.app/profile/jofromeurope.bsky.social/post/3lldzfbixxs22
Tulsi Gabbard
Was no laggard
At committing perjury
Before the House committee
Pete Hegseth
May be on meth
When he says, “we’re clean on OPSEC”
On a channel meant for gossip
Marco Rubio
Wasn’t dubio
“Someone” made a big mistake
Was his understated take
What a doltz
Invited in the journalist
And raised an emoji fist
JD Vance
Took a daring stance
Questioned Trump’s awareness
Of European unfairness
Stephen Miller
The chilling shiller
Puts the SM
Into BDSM
#signal
#hegseth
#writing
#comminity
#leaks