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I try not to be harsh on posthumous albums but every song I’ve inadvertently heard off the new Drake is the worst shit ever

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.

submitted 9 days ago • 477 comments

software engineers always say shit like "i hooked up my lambda s3 drupal instance to my kubernetes microservice load balancer" and all i can say to that shit is you have lost your way this is not what computers are for

submitted 13 days ago • 78 comments

Men are limiting abortion rights because they are jealous that they can’t get abortions #mra

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Can we actually do something because my “literally 1984” jokes haven’t been funny since 2019

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

If we live in a panopticon then why are there no good pictures of me?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

If your tonsils grow back do they re-remove them for free or…

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts theonion.com/confuse...

submitted 29 days ago • 91 comments

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

submitted 29 days ago • 693 comments

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat theonion.com/jd-vanc...

submitted 36 days ago • 100 comments

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

submitted 40 days ago • 236 comments

It’s fucked up that some of you are starting accounts on that Chinese social media place. For one, that website might steal your information. For another, it might be owned by a terrible person trying to undermine American democracy. For a third thing, the owner might keep lying about going to mars.

submitted 40 days ago • 178 comments

here's a rare baby photo of mark zuckerberg

submitted 43 days ago • 193 comments

I always hated this attitude of being told you're enjoying something "wrong" if you're critical of it at the same time. as if the only correct way to enjoy media is to shut your brain off and not think about it lol

submitted 56 days ago • 174 comments