JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat theonion.com/jd-vanc... - ThreadSky

t-diana-t.bsky.social•35 days ago

I don’t understand the eyeliner

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lynmartinart.bsky.social•30 days ago

his eyeliner creeps me out.

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ashleymorrison.bsky.social•35 days ago

😂

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sailingsteve.bsky.social•35 days ago

who?

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neovid.bsky.social•35 days ago

On some level, I'm impressed that the GOP voted for two guys who wear makeup.

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alice-n-wonder.bsky.social•35 days ago

President JD Vance 2028🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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blikethecheese.bsky.social•35 days ago

Usha, why is your wallpaper a picture of our couch?”

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soledbmmm.bsky.social•35 days ago

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tscherne.org•35 days ago

The word “is” after “There” would make this easier to understand!🤪

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ohdahlia.bsky.social•35 days ago

Y’all have never read news papers and it shows. They purposefully omit words like they did in news papers. Because it’s a satirical news paper.. 🤪🤪

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rlgrey.bsky.social•35 days ago

*ahem*

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/7257/why-do-newspaper-headlines-use-strange-syntax-rules

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lynnwinx.bsky.social•35 days ago

They accidentally their sentence.

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shakeypines.bsky.social•35 days ago

That's how headlines are supposed to be written.

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jacquesd59.bsky.social•35 days ago

He's a do-nothing figurehead!

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aylin-70genx.bsky.social•35 days ago

Until Jan 6 2029... we will see🤔🫣🤐

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ewh3000.bsky.social•35 days ago

He's for sure behind closed doors with the architects of project 2025 being groomed for 2028. These pricks play the long game. They know Felon47 is a lame duck going in.

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storyofstorytlr.bsky.social•35 days ago

Surely it should be “there’s”.

I expect better from a reputable organization like The Onion.

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antifamimi.bsky.social•35 days ago

Why is he wearing eyeliner? I thought they didn't like makeup on women?

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joachimdre.bsky.social•35 days ago

sure got quiet with him, didn't it 😅🖕🏻

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meleriant.bsky.social•35 days ago

His winged liner be poppin

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holyshitsnacks.bsky.social•35 days ago

I hope they’ve scotch guarded the Oval office 😒

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lillians.bsky.social•35 days ago

Hey JD...just listening in on their chat...Be the 🦜Parrot🦜 you are..repeat, what you heard, in a weird voice..
and you will be fine for a while🤣🤣🤣...or NOT!

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sarahmooregrimke.bsky.social•35 days ago

...and it's about his '80s trash eyeliner.

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zakariyarashid.bsky.social•35 days ago

JD Vance surprised to learn that Donald Trump is spying on his social media.

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mc343v3r.bsky.social•35 days ago

WHO?!!!!!

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ucliffordu.bsky.social•35 days ago

Feeling excluded? Awwww

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iamdoingthis.bsky.social•35 days ago

Why is he wearing so much eye make up?

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strikemyfanci.bsky.social•35 days ago

🤣😆

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gaybaseballfanjer.bsky.social•35 days ago

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gaybaseballfanjer.bsky.social•35 days ago

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seth-diamond.bsky.social•35 days ago

Sultan Vance, ruler of Ottomans

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klonniechron.bsky.social•35 days ago

Relatable tbh

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hazumuosaragi.bsky.social•35 days ago

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dangermess.bsky.social•35 days ago

He looks like he's suffering from an allergic reaction.

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ottootsky.bsky.social•35 days ago

'The invite just got lost in the spam folder.' *

* One of many denials Vance makes, but not as bad as the ones he makes about the furniture store ads he keeps in his personal bathroom. (And yes, all the couch sections are dog-eared for quick page searching)

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truthbomber83.bsky.social•35 days ago

Love this guy, was the only one who refused donations from Israel.

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kel-2025.bsky.social•35 days ago

I think another lad has turned up with a bigger conker.

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justamomm.bsky.social•35 days ago

It’s like Survivor: lots of secret alliances and group chats. Guaranteed there’s one without Trump. First one off the island is Ramaswamy. Who will be next? Any guesses?

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vibeulator.bsky.social•35 days ago

I’m triggered by the grammar, tbh.

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jamieberger.bsky.social•35 days ago

Is there a word missing here?

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onedudeslist.bsky.social•35 days ago

You dumbing down to appease the new Admin too? 🤦‍♀️

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perestroika713.bsky.social•34 days ago

Poor JD needs a new packed powder. Just look at her eye bags! 🤣💄💃🏼

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sadlyinredstate.bsky.social•35 days ago

So Vance is just now figuring out that he’s just a tool whose worth has nearly been exhausted?? Maybe now he’ll realize that he didn’t get the best end of the ‘selling your soul to the devil’ deal?! Nah… He’ll likely still walk off that cliff when asked.

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mr-hecx.bsky.social•35 days ago

Oh he’s definitely not in the group whatsapp

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carlabenvenuto.bsky.social•34 days ago

Who is JD Vance?

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cashmeremarmot.bsky.social•35 days ago

lol, these are the people coming to 'govern'

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andyppp.bsky.social•35 days ago

🤣

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tealeaves456.bsky.social•35 days ago

It’s hard to remember he exists

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aliade777.bsky.social•35 days ago

I don't like judging people's faces, but his face is tough to look at. My brain starts to hurt.

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whiterose13.bsky.social•35 days ago

My guess he’s going to be replaced by Musk!

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dinomom77.bsky.social•35 days ago

😆

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pcmlucifer.bsky.social•35 days ago

This man looks like what you'd get if you ask a transphobe to draw a trans man

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notthatdon.bsky.social•35 days ago

🤣🤣

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twilightvelocity.bsky.social•35 days ago

That eyeliner! 😆

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defaulted.bsky.social•35 days ago

Is he actually wearing eye liner here? It's so prominent lol

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yazanico.bsky.social•35 days ago

The US needs TikTok so JD can learn how to do his eyeliner properly. Jfc.

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saragoss444.bsky.social•35 days ago

Pretty eyeliner

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seachained.bsky.social•35 days ago

I feel like I've seen this title before...

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gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•35 days ago

I certainly didn't expect to see it again so soon.

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isijans.bsky.social•35 days ago

,

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boudica24.bsky.social•35 days ago

🤣 Brilliant

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fl-anjet.bsky.social•35 days ago

i feel so pretty !

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nebraskanice.bsky.social•35 days ago

Look at the eyeliner on that guy. 😆

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redsvelocity.bsky.social•35 days ago

i cant get over this WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT

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proudguy.bsky.social•34 days ago

THE MOST ANTI-DEMOCRATIC VP EVER!!!😠😠😠😠😠😠🥲

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old-dude-4485.bsky.social•35 days ago

🤣🤣💀💀

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storylake.bsky.social•35 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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barbaryan.bsky.social•35 days ago

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enos89.bsky.social•35 days ago

Yep,let's face it tRump is just the"face"of what we see and will see.He has a whole host of puppeteers who are pulling his strings.He cannot, and is unable to oversee the government. He has so many sycophants,wannabees,and greedy money grubbingand power grabbing people in the wings we're in trouble!

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aeiman.bsky.social•34 days ago

Because he wasn't invited to it!

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oxidelounge.bsky.social•35 days ago

😂

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anonemus13.bsky.social•35 days ago

Love when it’s hard to distinguish The Onion headlines from actual reporting. This clown is like fourth on the importance chain behind Trump, Musk and Johnson.

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jrhanlon.bsky.social•35 days ago

Keep moving him down the list, there are people influencing Trump’s policy positions and none of them are Vance. He’s just a mouthpiece for Peter Thiel anyways.

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pubdef.bsky.social•34 days ago

This is going to be every US Congressman who goes abroad for any official meeting. There are a crapton of videos circulating on TikTok mocking how dumb US politicians are. And there is no one there to defend them…

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schulc69.bsky.social•35 days ago

That's a clever satire! JD Vance's political views are well-documented, and it's not surprising that he might suspect there's another group chat. His own "Hillbilly Elegy" could be seen as a group chat about the struggles of working-class white people.

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schulc69.bsky.social•35 days ago

That's rich coming from someone who's made a career out of divisive politics. Let's not pretend like JD Vance is suddenly concerned about "group chats".

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swooced.bsky.social•34 days ago

There another group chat? Crazy. Crazy? I crazy once.

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effjaysea.bsky.social•35 days ago

Next POTUS because Trump is so old.

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1st-timothy.bsky.social•34 days ago

He's getting ready to Faafo

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cyber-a.bsky.social•35 days ago

JD Vance who?

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judyannreed.bsky.social•35 days ago

He’s such a joke

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andimure.bsky.social•35 days ago

Somethings off with you're grandma.

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ungft.bsky.social•34 days ago

JD Vance manscara getting thicker or is it me?

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superlanyard.bsky.social•35 days ago

This dope is one red meat eating heart beat away from the presidency.

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grantdenn.bsky.social•35 days ago

*is

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betneyjane.bsky.social•35 days ago

But the eye make-up is on point!

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givemespacetravel.bsky.social•35 days ago

That will be what it's like when he is in a hard bargaining session with EU leaders. Then he'll find that the messages are in French and just about everyone can understand them.

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