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Please stop using Substack, y’all. This is why I won’t sign up for any lists that are hosted there.

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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

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18F, the federal government’s technology shop, was demolished by Musk’s team shortly after midnight. It was a cost-recoverable org, charging agencies for their expertise, using a consulting model. Its cost to government was negligible, its benefits huge. My team there once saved DoD $500 billion.

submitted 5 hours ago • 64 comments

JV Vance

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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

submitted 1 day ago • 80 comments

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American so far.

submitted 1 day ago • 122 comments

I am exhausted by the argument that buying nothing for a day will do nothing. It is a low-stakes chance for people to decide for themselves whether they are willing to be mildly inconvenienced in solidarity with others. That is the point. It's Day 1 of a Couch to 5k. You're accountable to yourself.

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"I don't know how it came to this" says the man who has twice endorsed a known rapist for the White House. I know how it came to this.

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Always remember they're going after trans people not because trans people became too public, not because trans people asked for too much, not because trans people had too many genders, not because trans people were annoying online. They're going after trans people because they lost to gay people.

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

I just heard Cybertrucks called “Shitty Shitty Bang Bang” and I howled.

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"When the Matrix was first built, there was a man born inside who had the ability to change whatever he wanted, to remake the Matrix as he saw fit."

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Secretary of Defense Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine. This you?

submitted 3 days ago • 969 comments

Trump and Musk are gutting Veterans Affairs science. “Veterans in the midst of experimental treatments for cancer may have their care abruptly discontinued, and other Veterans with cancer will not have access to the most advanced, life-saving care." prospect.org/health/2025-...

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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

submitted 5 days ago • 89 comments

Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.

submitted 5 days ago • 233 comments

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 6 days ago • 71 comments

James Webb Satellite took a fantastic shot of the Planet Saturn with it's Near Infrared Camera (NIRCam) and the Mid-Infrared Instrument (MIRI). This is just an Amazing shot that shows the planet and the rings in brilliant detail.

submitted 5 days ago • 294 comments

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.

submitted 6 days ago • 1021 comments

If you’re a federal worker looking for a good accomplishment to share with Elon, tell him you responded to texts from the mother of your children.

submitted 6 days ago • 77 comments

Dear Mr. Musk, What we found out is that each one of us is 1. a brain 2. and an athlete 3. and a basket case 4. a princess 5. and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

submitted 6 days ago • 60 comments

Elon’s evil munchkins sent this ridiculous email out to all 2 million or so Federal employees demanding they reply by midnight Monday. If you want to let them know what you did last week I’m bet they’d love to hear from you at [email protected]! I can’t wait to tell them about my norovirus symptoms!

submitted 6 days ago • 485 comments

Democrats should all start making the jerk off motion when asked about anything Trump-related, just to see how it gets described. “Controversial gesture that suggests self-pleasuring”

submitted 7 days ago • 159 comments

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

submitted 6 days ago • 542 comments

Spoiler: The glue is failing in freezing weather. Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.

submitted 7 days ago • 238 comments

#teslatakedown I made some protest art.

submitted 7 days ago • 23 comments

This whole thread.

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Just so everybody is clear on Republican priorities: We put up an amendment to make sure nobody making over $500 million gets a tax cut. Republicans voted against it.

submitted 8 days ago • 84 comments

Err, thanks Amazon for giving me yet another thing to worry about 🪳🤢

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Again I am begging people in the media to note the legality of these actions in their headlines or blurbs. A post office is literally written into the constitution.

submitted 8 days ago • 61 comments

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

submitted 8 days ago • 149 comments

CAST MATT BERRY, YOU COWARDS www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

OH YEAH

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Obviously I support anyone “freedom frying” America, but Canada calling Americanos “Canadianos” feels a little off the mark because I always assumed calling a watered down espresso an “Americano” was already kind of a dis.

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

“put it on his fucking gravestone”

submitted 9 days ago • 111 comments

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

submitted 10 days ago • 837 comments

Wow: City of Clarksdale, Mississippi got a court order yesterday directing a newspaper to delete an editorial criticizing city officials -- without a hearing. Here's the TRO issuing the prior restraint:

submitted 10 days ago • 258 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 11 days ago • 1062 comments

A wild fox discovered in a fisherman’s bag after eating all the fish

submitted 11 days ago • 198 comments

Right. Remind me how much profit the Navy made last year? www.theguardian.com/business/202...

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Functionally, the US federal government right now, except the actual sign would read “If you’re having an emergency, too bad, you liberal cuck. This is our country now. Suck it!” followed by every slur you can imagine.

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