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GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 7 days ago • 34 comments

shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake

submitted 10 days ago • 39 comments

What if we bring YouTuber movies back, maybe get the Smosh guys to team up with Fred to steal Asmongold's floor rat "alarm clock," but then the floor caves in and the rest of the movie is just a parody of Hostel with cameos from famous people who can't act.

submitted 33 days ago • 43 comments

Wakes up from a fitful dream in the middle of a thunderstorm, sitting bolt upright, like in the movies, as lightning illuminates the room "AsmonMOLD!" A dog barks in the distance

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

submitted 27 days ago • 277 comments

This is my periodic rant that Apple Intelligence is so bad that today it got every fact wrong its AI a summary of @washingtonpost.com news alerts. It's wildly irresponsible that Apple doesn't turn off summaries for news apps until it gets a bit better at this AI thing.

submitted 38 days ago • 115 comments

i’ve been obsessed with a podcast called “Talking Talk Tuah” where they talk about the talk tuah podcast with as much reverence as film or TV podcasts do

submitted 43 days ago • 46 comments

Toast popped all the way out of the toaster this morning. Felt like i was in a movie

submitted 44 days ago • 39 comments

New Folding Ideas! Mantracks: A True Story of Fake Fossils youtu.be/2UDXdqqJQPE

submitted 44 days ago • 130 comments

Look folks, we have our disagreements, and I obviously do not approve of everything he does, but Xen'daxor the Child Dismemberer and I share a deep love for this country that I believe transcends partisan politics

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

Facebook is censoring 404 Media stories about Facebook's censorship 🔗 www.404media.co/facebook-is-...

submitted 46 days ago • 277 comments

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

And the award for Christmas cookie most likely to be confused as having been made by a child but was actually made by a legally competent adult goes to me.

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

look I really want this place to be great but shit like this keeps spawning on my feed

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I wish cloud would make noises

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

JimBEN. #Balatro

submitted 72 days ago • 63 comments

Big fan of this. Bugeater (fake) goes hard.

submitted 80 days ago • 4 comments

almost a full year without @tomscott.com's uploads and that's why 2024 doesn't feel the same

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

the quality of my day is entirely determined by whether or not northernlion releases a youtube only video by my lunchtime.

submitted 82 days ago • 6 comments

Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles theonion.com/study-overus...

submitted 83 days ago • 80 comments

silksong has been a social experiment it was never real

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

I'll be presenting the #GoldenJoysticks Best Audio Design award ! It's an honor and a pleasure to take part in such an uplifting event, celebrating the hard working and passionate people behind some of the best games that came out this year 🙏🏾

submitted 101 days ago • 15 comments

Hades x Busta Rhymes

submitted 102 days ago • 12 comments