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theonion.com • 179 days ago

Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles
https://theonion.com/study-overuse-of-hair-detangler-giving-rise-to-product-resistant-supertangles/

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the1jill.bsky.social•179 days ago

This would be my personal version of hell

elliot500.bsky.social•179 days ago

Half your posts just look like random words thrown together.

spinny.bsky.social•179 days ago

I did not wake up this morning to be called out like this

thewhitefish.bsky.social•179 days ago

I just took care of a depression pre-dreadlock lmfao. After I got it out of my hair tie, it could stand out about 4" sideways.

The most horrifying thing is how much loose hair comes out of those.

thebrianhewitt.bsky.social•179 days ago

Pretty sure this content was written on behalf of my 5yr old’s detangler resistant super tangles.

vagrantspirit.bsky.social•179 days ago

It will be nigh time before the rise of sentient HAIr.

heyapm.bsky.social•179 days ago

We didn’t listen!!

emilyiswright.bsky.social•179 days ago

No! 😂😂

reggielampert.bsky.social•179 days ago

I think this is absolutely true!

shadoelandman.bsky.social•179 days ago

Time to shave my head

katznjazz.bsky.social•179 days ago

😸

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•179 days ago

I'm sure they have a vaccine for that

fratboyamy.bsky.social•179 days ago

P.R.S.T. You have to sit in an isolation chair at the salon.

bikepathrickross.bsky.social•179 days ago

That’s important and all that, but when are you people taking the Doc Martin or Timberland, or Jimmy Choo, or whatever off of Alex Jone’s fat neck?

theraccoonplatoon.bsky.social•179 days ago

Finally some meaningful news, thanks Mr. Onion!

ma2028.bsky.social•179 days ago

Does your master know you're here?, i thought you were only allowed on Twitter, truth social,making sure he gets all that money money money😂😂😂

theraccoonplatoon.bsky.social•179 days ago

I swear, if u tell Master T. about this endeavour here I will come find you, you take all my credentials and go to Florida instead of me... Pack some instant noodles, the food there is the worst

ma2028.bsky.social•179 days ago

aaawwww no need to work so hard, i volunteer, and will do like trumpees: pretend to not care about politics, pretend to not vote, fain support, infiltrate, use than turn around and vote the opposite...

theraccoonplatoon.bsky.social•179 days ago

U seem overqualified for the job but we would still like to throw you under the bus. You are hired!

ma2028.bsky.social•179 days ago

The only qualification needed is the ability and agility to be thrown under the bus in true trump fashion all the while kissing the ring.... I'll pass, don't wanna take away what you clearly are qualified to do...

benzambia.bsky.social•179 days ago

Entropic force

ryeh.bsky.social•179 days ago

😂

jinxjack.bsky.social•179 days ago

Haha! Scared me for a moment 🤣🤣

antigones.bsky.social•179 days ago

That's horrible! I have to shave my head now :-(

katarzynaokelo.bsky.social•179 days ago

I see the source, but I totally believe this is true :D.

ferst60.bsky.social•179 days ago

So it’s like antibiotics

alenatrantor.bsky.social•179 days ago

I am on this post and I do not like it.

roled.bsky.social•179 days ago

I can identify,my hair has been revolting for decades

texachusetts.bsky.social•179 days ago

Do not click on these package links. Report them and move on.

wufgang.bsky.social•178 days ago

Can confirm this is 100% true

chuckyf.bsky.social•178 days ago

🤣

ratexla.bsky.social•179 days ago

*13 mm home-trimmed crewcut intensifies*
o_O

kenku.bsky.social•178 days ago

It’s evolving

mustang423.bsky.social•179 days ago

Man I wish that people would take their tangler as prescribed otherwise this wouldn’t be as prevalent 🙄

bruhwhatlol.bsky.social•179 days ago

I'm shocked, but not surprised. It's a classic case of "I didn't read the instructions" syndrome.

mandarenegade.bsky.social•178 days ago

Okay as a hairstylist, that would be my NIGHTMARE LMAO

Well done, Onion

walkerkaty.bsky.social•179 days ago

This is the content I’m here for

funshineliz.bsky.social•179 days ago

Swear its true lol

wantonething.bsky.social•179 days ago

nooooooo T~T you need to start from the bottom

ambinta.bsky.social•178 days ago

Yes! Always take care of the bottoms! UwU

dietotaku.bsky.social•179 days ago

I thought the Onion only published FAKE stories

[resumes attempting to wrangle daughter's curly-hair supertangles]

val-ritz.bsky.social•179 days ago

This is an XK-class end of the world scenario in my house

lynn1352.bsky.social•179 days ago

I knew it.
I just knew it.
This is the thin edge of the wedge.
You mark my words.

Well go on.

qwampus.bsky.social•179 days ago

Hey, since when did The Onion start reporting actual news? I thought it was always satire.

thesashimikid.bsky.social•179 days ago

society used to embrace the frizz

alphamelkyway.bsky.social•163 days ago

Frizz is not clear

My niece said buzzy to describe her sister having her own unique to hers hair texture type the confetti drier tighter volume having coil curls : springs upwards as a little lioness sun power of the trinity August 3rd 2020 vision

alphamelkyway.bsky.social•163 days ago

While her elder sister choco cosmo’s has downward waterfall waves

Buzzy and frizzy

Mrs frizzle

Zig zag !

alphamelkyway.bsky.social•163 days ago

Chocolate cosmos has the waterfall downward facing piscine matches her power of 11 March zodiac sun placement

Little Melky Way

alphamelkyway.bsky.social•163 days ago

Brought the static!

alphamelkyway.bsky.social•163 days ago

Spirals that are looser yet defined still as a pattern of hair type that’s still faintly wavy curly while not an Afro

flippityflip.bsky.social•179 days ago

I thought The Onion was satire? This is a 100% legit headline which I've witnessed with my own eyes.

ev1lbill.bsky.social•179 days ago

Same for me. I've seen it in my own hair.

lastthird.bsky.social•179 days ago

Alternative theory: supertangles were always there; detanglers just revealed them.

cognitived.bsky.social•179 days ago

Oh my 🫢

What a snare

adlerschwarz.bsky.social•179 days ago

I believe it

davidrehage.bsky.social•178 days ago

I’ve brushed my daughter’s hair and would believe this.

socialistchi.bsky.social•179 days ago

Pubes must be Wild

tims.consciousness.stream•179 days ago

lol

misssniff.bsky.social•179 days ago

This is true

ev1lbill.bsky.social•179 days ago

As a owner of long curly hair i concur.

crazyenzo.bsky.social•179 days ago

I knew it!

matope-machibombo.bsky.social•179 days ago

I see they found my daughters.

theparvesshahid.bsky.social•179 days ago

i wish i had a detangling problem...

spamuel.bsky.social•179 days ago

I know this to be true

dadsrads.bsky.social•179 days ago

Facts, every morning I fight ones in my daughter’s hair.

paxdriver.bsky.social•179 days ago

I'm pretty sure there's an elixir for this on sale at https://inforwars.com

lmfao.wtf•178 days ago

This explains so much.

unbluebird.bsky.social•179 days ago

Indeed, this is quite troubling...

crowshriek.bsky.social•179 days ago

So it's not the mice living in your hair!?

imsureitwillbefine.com•179 days ago

I’m sure it will be fine

voicefromthemtn.bsky.social•179 days ago

This is so aggravating when it happens aargh

drradabaugh.bsky.social•179 days ago

Shave it all! Bald is the new hair!
(Definitely nothing to do with a bald guy saying this...)

cjsull1.bsky.social•179 days ago

Get these in while you can, Onion staff. The next four years will lead to you writing about how water is wet, and then you will hear magats arguing that "their research" says it's dry.

jonavee2.bsky.social•179 days ago

my hair is doing this but with water, its started to writhe and coil every time i take a shower
soon it'll pierce into my spinal cord...

lauralgm.bsky.social•178 days ago

It's a legitimate concern.

jrw72.bsky.social•179 days ago

😁

mattmp.bsky.social•179 days ago

Big shampoo needs to get off their tooshies and fund research for more effective detanglers. We need to have a global effort to eradicate hair tangles like we did for smallpox.

candacegf.bsky.social•179 days ago

So good…

snarkos.bsky.social•179 days ago

The story of my life.

ordinaryjoeschmo.bsky.social•179 days ago

I think the onion accidentally posted a real story

wargarurumon.bsky.social•179 days ago

staiti.bsky.social•179 days ago

Huge if true

gmakim.bsky.social•179 days ago

🫢

dirtydesserts.bsky.social•179 days ago

Sorry people but this “Study” is not true! As a stylist for over 35 years I assure you 100% of detangler is removed when hair is shampooed. That’s why more must always be applied. It’s how they make money in the first place. This is BS news! The Onion, I’ve lost respect for you. Total BS.

dietotaku.bsky.social•179 days ago

nice try, supertangle!

dirtydesserts.bsky.social•179 days ago

😂😂😂 right. I’m like jeez, just read the article… it’s so full of BS terms that done even exist and nonsense it’s funny. Shock talk doesn’t make something real. 😂

dirtydesserts.bsky.social•179 days ago

Oh gosh, my roommate just told me “The Onion” is a satiracical news source and it’s meant to be bullshit. 😂😂
Now I’m laughing because I thought this was suppose to be real news. Jeez.
I was afraid The news of Supertangle might frighten some viewers to suicide. There I did my civic duty. ⭐️

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