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fordarkness.bsky.social
random ramblings of a cat slave in california. she/her, pro-abortion, anti-fascist, anti-nazi, LGBTQIA+, BLM. i post mostly happy stuff but make no mistake, shitholes aren't tolerated and can go fuck the sun. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️▲🍁❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
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After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

getting a haircut during work hours on a monday like y'all normally do.

The Fyre Festival for kids was only a year ago?

Someone apparently hacked the televisions at HUD today -->

i've had to learn to shut up and deal with my hurt feelings myself instead of making it someone else's burden. you can *feel* hurt because of criticism and distrust, but if you want to be true and honest, deal with it yourself, shrug it off, and learn to be better. and just do what's right.

White & cis ppl who use their allyship as weaponry are, quite frankly, not to be trusted because the thing about allies is that they know they are coming from a place where they may be criticized or even distrusted but they’re an ally BECAUSE they want to learn & do right by the ppl being done wrong

Maybe corny but it was helpful for me to hear Henry Rollins saying "this is not time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time, this is what Joe Strummer trained you for... You can be thunderous in your own life, to the eight people around you. That rubs off... Goodness is viral"

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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

alternative title suggestion for a book on the sordid history of autocorrect: The Way We We’re

If you have a device that CAN run Apple Intelligence you need to turn this off as well as the general Apple Intelligence setting. Settings > Screen Time > scroll down to Content and Privacy > turn on Restrictions > Intelligence and Siri > turn off the first three options

Someone came out of the yarn room

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters

New wholesome meme format dropped

this is a whole thread of punching nazis! enjoy

trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything

Edward Gorey-designed poster for LES VAMPIRES (1915), written/directed by Louis Feuillade and starring Musidora - BOTD in 1889

Edward Gorey, Artist, Writer, Designer, born 100 years ago #OnThisDay, in Chicago

omg lol

i'm having a really bad nerve flare up in my right wrist and the asshole next door had a screaming crackhead lady in the hallway at 1:30 in the morning. that's always fun to get woken up to. happy fucking friday.

I actually remember when "color TV" was once used the same way. And no, I am not that old. Besides. The last "flat screen TV" I bought was around $80.

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

*stares in historian*

Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

Amazing. "You are chasing angry hallucinations created by grifters who make money off your rage" is an amazing summary and necessary truth. Alt texted for our visually impaired friends here. Thank you Jason Schreier, you're a real one.

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

lmfao holy shit we're reaching new levels of "fuck the yanks"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Got some new shirts.

chicken butt?

i got impatient and set up my new ipad and holy moly it is GORGEOUS. so much smoother and nicer and i can load ALL THE APPS without it yelling at me that there's not enough space.

i like my version better

I want to say, I ✨ really✨ appreciate all your support of my work. Especially the dark/creepy oriented pieces. It means a lot, Thank you.

I snowblow a path from our back gate to under our deck for the local rabbits to help them evade predators. I call it Highway 4-0-Bun. I’m not ashamed and I am celebrated in the bunny community.

If you show up to my house in a Cybertruck asking me to pay for a service, I am going to assume you’re ripping me off and also a dipshit. Sorry.

True words.

When you consider debating with a random person online just remember 90% chance this the thought process they have

watching the first star wars movie as a kid i thought “how did everyone forget about the republic in like 20 years” but now that i’m an adult that feels about right for the median person

it’s true :(

LOL I keep running across posts of folks being flabbergasted that basically all of Gen X, at least the girls, read Flowers in the Attic between age 10 and 13. And someone always pops up and says what I want to say which is 'We also read Clan of the Cave Bear, have you heard of it?'

Don't post AI slop. And if you repost by mistake, as I've done, delete it. When you have something to say and attach AI art, you're undercutting your message and hurting artists. Pay or barter for art. There's a reason good things cost money and take time. AI art is harmful and it looks like ass.

You fill the void in my heart ♥️

Now that Elmo & the Muskateers are spelunking their way through the government's secure databases (and possibly making our private data available for all to steal), I FROZE my credit. Details here: www.nerdwallet.com/article/finance/how-to-freeze-credit (they even warn about DOGE on that page!!) 🤐