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Person in Minneapolis. Mostly College Football takes and Shitposting. Mizzou fan.
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no one really wanted this job, huh?

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

So they removed the black chairman of the Joint Chiefs in the middle of his 4-year tour, without cause, and they're seeking to replace him with a white **retired** Air Force three-star general who lacks the requisite experience as a service chief or combatant commander? Huh, how about that

submitted 21 hours ago • 1929 comments

they’re about to do so many war crimes

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Mizzou basketball is the team of the year

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history

submitted 4 days ago • 401 comments

Counterpoint: It's actually fine, and necessary, to have an opinion when 16 different women accuse one man of the same behavior

submitted 6 days ago • 59 comments

it’s fun to pick fights with public officials and nobody should be scared of it. fight with them over whatever you want, they work for you

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

RFK jr. can take this SSRI from my cold, dead hands

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick

submitted 9 days ago • 5024 comments

last 8 years of Matt Patricia Patriots DC when they gave up 600 yards to Nick Foles in the Super Bowl Lions head coach (13-29-1 record) Patriots offensive playcaller, 2022 (widely criticized disaster) Eagles defensive playcaller, 2023 (also a widely criticized disaster)

submitted 10 days ago • 20 comments

The more Elon speaks and posts, the more we find out how stupid he actually is.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!

submitted 10 days ago • 167 comments

"Patrick Mahomes, what's he got lef--" *CAR CRASH NOISES*

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

*SIM to end*

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Is that bad

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

"Say Matt..."

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

Whew! That was sick

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

not a dumb question (yes)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It's giving Big 12 vs SEC

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Definitely didn’t have “Saquon’s doing absolutely nothing, and the Eagles are on pace to win by seven touchdowns” on the ol’ bingo card.

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

Chiefs fans it's okay to blame Mahomes. This is all on him.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This wouldn’t have happened if the committee just let Bama in

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

No one wants a blowout, but expecting Mahomes to have time in the pocket is a non-starter

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine all the good they could do with charities instead of spending it on pointless ads?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh, the classic Jalen Hurts hero ball INT

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Nick Bolton, go off. #Mizzou product

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Some weak ass college officiating going on

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It's 2024 and commercials are still way too loud

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly who approved it?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

go birds

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Piano god John Batiste too?? What a get

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The dumbest government in the world

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Jon Hamm is from St. Louis but whatever NFL

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry my Missouri friends, go Birds. Y'all have had enough fun.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yes! Southern U Human Jukebox band!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The thing that scares me most about AI is that while it is possible to design specialized ML models to assist with almost any tasks, these days when someone says AI, they almost always mean a Large Language Model, which is a technology not fit for 99.999% of tasks. 1/2

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens

submitted 15 days ago • 59 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

alt headline: enemy of constitutional government installed in white house www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

submitted 15 days ago • 356 comments

tonight at the grammys, the music takes center stage

submitted 19 days ago • 33 comments

Ohio State losing everyone season

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This is a constitutional crisis: the President doesn't have the power to cancel funds appropriated by Congress. Also, the math is insane; there is NO way to cut $4B/day by getting rid of "fraud". Cuts of that magnitude will dangerously undermine the core functions of government.

submitted 21 days ago • 946 comments