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Professional Mouthy Queer working in #caribou and #salmon #conservation. #Author of “This Has Always Been A War.” New #book about #capitalism and #climate crisis, “This Book Is a Knife” out spring 2025. Basically Beef Tobin’s enby cousin. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴
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-screaming this into the coiled black heart of the unfeeling night-

Homeschooling has had a banner year.

This is absolutely incredible. He should have just immediately spontaneously combusted, blown away on the wind, and ceased to be. Spoiler: He calls the judge “honey” as in “honey let me mansplain to you why i’m bad at my job.”

Honestly the only thing that would explain Space X at this point is if we suddenly cut to Musk in a “waking up in a sweat” scene and he smacks his forehead and yells “oooooohhh I should have made the rockets NOT explode, that would have been way better!” And then does more ketamine.

I could watch this 1000 times and never get sick of it. How do I make this my screensaver?

Actually I think it just wants you to feed it, Seymour.

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

In January 2024, I was in Washington DC for a conference. On my last day, while walking to catch the train to the airport, I was approached by a man asking for $ so he could buy insulin for his kid. I gave him the $. He may have been lying. The point is the story was absolutely plausible. /1

Insisting boys must be strong is “gender ideology.” Telling girls to be nurturing is “gender ideology.” Assuming that kids ought to grow up to be heterosexual and get married is “gender ideology.” This gender ideology is everywhere. It just goes unnoticed because society mandates it as “normal.”

It’s monday. You need this. Trust me.

Weird how when Israel blows up a building it’s “a conflict” but when Palestine does it it’s “terrorism.” That’s a real head scratcher, that.

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics

Hey just ICYMI: Fuck ICE with a beer bottle full of piss and razor blades.

Good Lord Tinder is depressing

… my anarchist ass is learning what “managing up” means and I my anarchist ass is unimpressed

Jfc did RBC write this ChatGPT?

Okay I think we moghy be taking this whole “end of days” thing a bit too seriously, JFC, WHY