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RIP Wings Hauser, a lead actor in B-movies and direct-to-video schlock who always gave his all. A favorite of mine is his performance in STREET ASYLUM, a 1990 DTV film directed by a porno guy. It seems lost, the only copy I can find is a VHS transfer with Spanish subtitles.

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Starting to think Fetterman might be a disappointment in the long term

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Using the transitive property I will no longer be saying “fuck cancer” instead I will be moving right to “fuck musk”

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God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos theonion.com/god-rea...

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Non zero chance Trump has his political enemies dragged from the speech to be disappeared ala Saddam’s Baath Party purge.

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Don’t fall for it: it’s not in men’s nature to be violent to women (or anyone else) but a corruption of their nature.

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The one weird hole birds don’t want you to know about

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When the moon hits the wall Like a big pizza ball That’s a Pontif

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I waged a years long successful campaign against Matt Schlapp to force him to capitalize Kansas in his Twitter bio. Hoping the justice system in horse country, virginia has the same dedication to holding him to accountability

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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat theonion.com/jd-vanc...

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JFCK jr

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JFCK jr

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Are you now, or have you ever been working as a waitress in a cocktail bar? Yes, Senator, that much is true

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Still shaking. I was putting up a garden structure when a sudden whirlwind blew a large light from a radio tower barely missing me. I was this close to being a beacon lattice and tornado sandwich.

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[gets kicked in the nuts] Ain’t that a kick in the nuts

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The dipshits framing the tariffs as patriotic sacrifice are the same dipshits who pay thousands to have some drunken ex seal scream at them while they do pushups in a strip mall parking lot. If there were a dipshit market these types would be a strong buy.

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Vichy Democrats

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Why does Pod let bad things happen to good people?

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It has been 136 years since woke scolds cancled the South Fork Fishing and Hunting Club. Time to bring it back.

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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

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Trump Claims God Spared Him In Airplane Crash theonion.com/trump-c...

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Just started the Ritual. Feeling like a British Deliverance so far but given the title they will be battling pagans (ancient rednecks) vs modern hillbillies.

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The folks over at the We’ll There’s Your Problem recently did an episode about a winter plane crash in the Potomac caused by human error. Coincidence? Yes, that is literally a coincidence. Look it up

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Never knew throwing out the baby with the bath water was a literal thing untill today. Absolute insanity.

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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

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No, not the nazi pope, the pope of the nazis

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The kidnapping of Aldo Nova by the Red Brigade in 1978 changed butt rock in ways we are still processing today

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❤️‍🩹🌱✨ The Altadena Seed Library shares, "We are seeking seed donations to help reseed Altadena. This community is enormously dedicated to native plants, but also had many farmers & growers who lost generations of crops at community gardens and in backyards. Wildlife coming down from the foothills 🧵

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Haven’t seen him in decades and I’m pretty bad with faces in general, so grain of salt, but pretty sure this is Joe Piscopo?

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You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/fbi-unc...

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A heart transplant that cost $50k in 1998* costs $1.35 million today

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You can’t spell gallop without gallon-o-pee

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If the sun weren’t going down i would swear it was spring

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If you have a dairy allergy you can still drink egg nog because it is elf pus

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X update: So the murderer at the Christmas market in Germany has a Saudi name and even though he is on some wierd anti Islam right wing shit he has a Saudi name so people are just going along with calling him a Muslim terrorist even though he is specifically not…

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The youths like to say it is the lead that got us, but I like to think it was riding bikes through the mosquito truck fog

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If multi celled organisms evolved from single celled organisms why are there still single celled organisms, asked Cedric the dipwad

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one of the things we are going to regret most about the last decade is not making cryptocurrency flat illegal. i think you should think hard about what it means to have much of the president's inner circle heavily invested in an asset class which depends on the collapse of the American economy.

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Among the many reasons the John Lennon with Paul McCartney video is obviously fake: they aren’t jacking off

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If they fly up from the south they are called DeRones

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