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frakkintoaster2.bsky.social
Lunaphile, cat owner, and occasional ominous positivity spirit. I do weird photography shit that pisses off my conservative southern relatives. Probably a Cylon.
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I’m not much to look at. But I got cool protest posters…

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I’m fairly certain the cracker in question didn’t have any cheese to slide off it to begin with…

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Truth is certainly stranger than fiction…

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Certainly somethin.

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We absolutely have a mental health crisis in this country. I got one of “those” calls. The ones people promise they’ll make before control alt deleting themselves. From someone I detested. But I answered. Confused as fuck I answered. Check on your friends AND your enemies.

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Tank vs Tesla "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" -WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank www.badchoices.us/p/tank-vs-te...

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DOGE is now descending upon the Defense Department. One proposed cost-saving measure is to close or consolidate dozens of U.S. military bases.

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Now that the pope is from Chicago, Malort should be considered holy water. Hear me out, “My Lord” sounds a whole like the name of this fiendish aperitif… Just sayin’.

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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

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The worst people in the world are mad.

submitted 40 days ago • 129 comments

It’s a vibe and a lifestyle.

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It’s disrespectful to call them kids. They’re altar boys.

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What fucking idiot judge fucking allowed this?!?

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Outfits will become skimpier until morale improves…

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When I think “private island in San Francisco” I definitely think “cost savings”

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Idk. We had a whole “man vs bear” debate in which a majority of women chose Smokey. I chose “man”. But that’s because I took four years of anatomy, and well… Like Sun Tzu said: “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.” So…

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So much for cleaning house… Turns out today is “corpse” Monday after all, except we’re decomposing as a family. It’s what Dad would’ve wanted.

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Y’all yeeted tea into big water over tariffs. Can we commence with the “yeeting”? Like, soon.

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“Fancy dinner” they said. “To the 9’s” they said. “Do you even OWN a dress?” Bitch, listen…I’m about to go from Gremlin to “Woah”. Now shut up before I stab myself in the eye trying to get this eyeliner on…

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If you have to repeatedly tell everyone around you that you are: “A Nice Person” TM You’re probably not tho… “Real G’s move in silence like lasagna”. Just. Sayin’…

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Stop being nice. Be nice to nice people. Motherf*ck the rest of them…every waking moment.

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🇺🇸 GOV. WES MOORE: “Loving your country does not mean diminishing those who helped make our country so powerful and so unique in world history in the first place.” @govwesmoore.bsky.social stands up for immigration and the diversity of the American “mosaic” — and against erasing history.

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Standing in my way trying to mad dog me and puff yourself up is about as intimidating as a tortoise fucking a shoe. It’s just awkward for both of us…

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The corruption is off the charts

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Good boys get treats.

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“I saw your tattoo! Are you a Taurus?!?!” No. I just really like running head first into red flags.

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As a self professed “stupid kid”… I grew up on filtered water so… Pretty sure it’s just my parents fault…

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How much would could a woodchuck, Chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck would…

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This shit went from “Office Space” to “The Belko Experiment” real fuckin’ quick…

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Coked out college theater kid drama > Passive aggressive email apology drama I do not get paid enough for this shit…

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I’ve done a lot of dumb shit. But walking in a down pour with no umbrella makes the top 10.

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Well someone in the complex is certainly… Vocal… About their pleasures.

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Small. But still intimidating as fuck. Apparently.

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Jesus Christ on a Pogo stick…

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Oh, to be a fly on a wall…

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If only there were a lesson in there for him about due process…

submitted 55 days ago • 116 comments

Someone rouse Al Capone from his grave.

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Tequila, white vinegar, Florida Water (the real ones know it’s not just cheap cologne…), and water make for a potent but effective all purpose cleaner. Using my nice Irish gin because I’m too lazy to buy cheap vodka, seemed morally and fundamentally wrong. Tequila makes me violently ill so…

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“This bloody-minded son of a bitch Has not a wound to mend And all I can do is pray to God He'll suffer in the end”

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Nothing quite takes you out at the fucking knees like cleaning and finding the very last birthday card your dad wrote. Grief doesn’t get lesser. It just randomizes when something smashes that button.

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