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there is a certain kind of Trump take that relies on -ignoring actual things he did as president (the massive escalation of air wars in the gwot) -treating things he was barely prevented from doing (wars with Iran and North Korea) as zero risk/ likelihood because they didn't happen

Love when Trump publicly humiliates some public official, followed by #resist types hyping up all the subtle body language and word usage that shows how they "fought back" against him, followed by said official making a public statement like "I love my strong Daddy Trump and crave his leadership"

I'm sure the next purge of trannies from government will be even funnier

at least this is one of those terrible things that will also probably end up being very funny. that's all i can ask from the news rn

life's fucked, world's fucked, shoebody's bopped www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6eq...

Extremely rare "Forklift Certified Mario" pin, awarded to Nintendo of America warehouse employees in the late 1980s for passing certification to operate Class 1 forklifts.

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

Merry Christmas, everyone

seasons greasons everyone

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You’ve been added to the lists •People I’m going to kill (Q1 2025) •Transphobes, MAGA, Racists, Reylo Shipp… •funy psots •general xerosexism and/or kyriarchy apolog… •Members of the Band ‘Puddle of Mudd’ •Woody Woodpecker Coded •PlanDataDB.ExecuteSQL("DROP TABLE ")

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

This account man lol this account is driving me up a wall

Imagine posting this after hours of covering for an AfD-aligned murderer, calling a man whose raison d'être was opposing Islam an "Islamist to the core" based on nothing more than him being Arab. I forgot just how bigoted these #resist accounts can get when talking about anything other than Trump

I heard there was some secret ooze They crawled in it and became rad dudes But you don’t really care for mutants, do ya? Now Leo leads Don does machines Mikey is a party teen Raph will be real cool but rude to ya

I made this last week but forgot to post it. Thankfully it's pretty much evergreen

I'm continuing to explore this fascinating part of gaming history in the dumbest ways possible: Steamed Hams but it's "remade" on Mario Artist: Talent Studio for the Nintendo 64DD www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5oB...

Once upon a time, not the entire internet was 4chan. Only 4chan was 4chan, because everywhere else would kick you out for Doing 4chan in their spaces. It sounds utopian, but it is true.

motivational poster du bois :) #discoElysium

Jesus...fuck!

those "now is the time for Biden to use his pardon power for good" op eds looking especially goofy today

People ask me how I produce such unimpressive pieces of origami. Well, the answer is twofold,

If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown

We learned that navigating the Section 8 Housing Choice Voucher process is riddled with information gaps. So, we reported a crowdsourced (and deeply-vetted) guide on how to get through the system, and also made it available in Spanish. by @mayatmiller.bsky.social

savannah: hold onto your double chunk chocolate cookies, here comes the rizzler balloon! hoda: wearing his trademark “rizz face” this young man delights children and adults alike al roker: ha ha i give it a boom! and next up on the northrop grumman float, shawn mendes is here!

now *this* is some old-school forums shit. the juice is loose

There’s a brand of person who doesn’t like BlueSky bc it doesn’t algorithmically force feed them Slop Content and Engagement Bait to incentivize them to endlessly scroll and so now they’re going through withdrawal

I’m relatively new to the BlueSky platform… My plan on here is to share bold and provocative ideas that generally run counter to conventional attitudes. Exploring ideas on the internet, even ones that are incorrect and wrong, can be fun and feel nice because they allow people to pay attention to me.

Intellectual diversity means uplifting a full range of opinions, from "FUCKING WOKE RUINED EVERYTHING" to "I'm a liberal, but FUCKING WOKE RUINED EVERYTHING"