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waging a gorilla war against the foul lord of darkness El'on and his legion of keeblers
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drinking my elixir from a glass most foul

my landmines are made to spare sigourney weaver

I put enough honey in this to leave a sugary film on my lips

ITS ABUSE BENADRYL SATURDAY

God of Cluster Munitions, bless this keebler school with your holy rage

I also dated the Blair Witch but she wasn't demonic enough for me

me and the bad bitch I pulled with my gnome swag

I hate it when bosses have glowing weak points

I CAST RAY OF OBLITERATION AGAINST THAT TWINK

*backs away from you cause you're a little freak*

i just turned a goblin into goo

hail is god's kidney stones

you can't drink my potions tall leg they would kill a dragon, let alone you pour them into a keeblers drinking water

Dog teaches puppy awooo..

SOYLENT WHITE IS CUM!!!

Keeblers are our unnatural predators, created in vats like the Uruk Hai

gnomes > elves

Mom, can I hold your hand…?

Lord of Landmines, lend me your strength, for a keebler doth wonder into my field

my doctor told me my bitch too bad, my heart too full, my swag too hard

this is the face a tall leg makes when they step on my landmines

me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a silly little guy