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frenemymine.bsky.social
Retired musician. Very slowly working on my first novel. Aging punk. Disabled. Anti-fascist af
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I think it's pretty fucked up that you don't get a discount on your rent for February

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do you think if everyone on alderaan took a bong rip at the same time obi wan could feel that too

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In the US when someone shows you goatse you say: what is that man doing to his asshole In Australia we say: whats old mate doing to his clacker

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My headcanon it's that the right side drive-thru is Rally's and the left side drive-thru is Checker's

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it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

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The Three Ages Of Man

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When your dogs flap their ears, do you always say "Flappy! Flappity flap flap!" or is that just me

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Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits

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Shoot first, ask Christian Slater

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I, on the other hand...

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All my Sims live lives of quiet desperation

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Would you or would you not fuck a khajiit

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

really niche fetish

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I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes

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"What is the charge? Having a meal? A succulent human meal?"

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Do a remake of Oregon Trail, but you're an unsigned, touring punk band in the 1990s

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I've never come across a "you've heard of 'elf on a shelf'..." joke that was actually funny. Not a single one.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

you ever feel like everyone at the dabo table has a cool curzon dax story but you

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Post a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam

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Before today "Luigi was apprehended with a ghost gun and handwritten manifesto" would be an inspired shitpost

submitted 84 days ago • 16 comments

Sorry, my insurance doesn't cover vision, so i didn't see shit

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There really are two justice systems in America... all this fuss to catch a guy who shot an evil insurance billionaire yet 30 years later we still don't know who shot Biggie and Tupac, smdh

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I think one surprising upside to our complete societal collapse and the associated violence is that the rich and powerful people who helped cause it can no longer fully shelter themselves from it

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I've recently been obsessing over the idea that somebody needs to create a Desert Bus mod for GTA V

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Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.

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For years I've had an idea for a grocery chain called Bachelor Mart for single, childless people who know what they want and want to get in & out as fast as possible. There's a 45 min time limit when you walk in and all registers are 30 items or less and if you go over either you're banned for life

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it's been almost 40 years since the first album and that's ample time in which to figure out whether or not they're giants

submitted 93 days ago • 21 comments

Pronouncing bluesky so that it rhymes with "brewsky"

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ACAB includes the Brotherhood of Steel

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I need someone like Bill Nye or Neil DeGrasse Tyson to explain why eating more than 4 or 5 hard boiled eggs at a time will make you violently puke your guts out but you can polish off 20 or so deviled eggs no problem

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the whole outfit kinda rips

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*Steve Winwood voice* 🎶I'm baaack on my buuuullshit again🎶

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Outfucking standing photo choice

submitted 95 days ago • 160 comments

If you switch the genders in "Baby, It's Cold Outside" it's basically the plot of Misery

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