Offscreen: Look. We're just talking here. But if you call a lawyer, then we gotta get the DA involved. So, come on. Just tell me how the knife got there.
“I have, in fact, been lying to you all about the existence of Mr. Snuffleupagus for the last forty years. I am deeply regretful for my actions and I apologize to the residents of Sesame Street and the viewers at home.”
Joshua Gillespie, who runs the Muppets History social media accounts, has sexually harassed multiple female followers, with his wife encouraging it for their alleged polyamory
Right?! Geez those birds are not fun when you run a melee build let me tell you that! But before the bloom, I bet all the birds in Caelid looked like Big Bird!
"So Snuffalupagus is indeed a fentanyl induced hallucination, and you managed to convince everybody on your street that he's real? ANSWER THE QUESTION BIRD!!!"
“I previously let people believe that snuffleupagus was my imaginary friend. The truth is that he does exist, and can be demonstrated by the fact that others can see him. I spent years gaslighting snuffy into thinking other people couldn’t see him and having him hide. I am sorry for my behavior.”
“I have earned every cent. And in all my years of public life, I have never obstructed justice. People have got to know whether or not [I’m] a crook. Well, I’m not a crook. I’ve earned everything I’ve got.”
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The real ones know
"you died"
"HOOPER, Big Bird. Mr. Hooper."
Big Bird, Child of Sesame