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If I had a nickel for every time in the last couple months that someone has complimented me on the most plain clothing item of all time, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot etc

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What are some examples of iconic pop culture characters? Like on the level of instantly recognizable of like, Darth Vader or spider man

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If you want to fight fascism? Wear a mask. If you want to show solidarity with disabled people? Wear a mask. If you want to protect your own health? Wear a mask. If you recognize that no one is coming to save us? Wear a mask. My ultimate guide to respirators:

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Do you think that the fact that the hunger games books were written off as "bad love triangle YA for girls", so that only girls read it, is the reason why there's such a massive ideology gap between men and women now (I'm kidding. Kind of)

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Why did everybody think frozen was a gay movie. What was up with that 🤨 like if that movie has queer vibes it's, like, BARELY

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I think I feel about "You're Welcome" from Moana the way a lot of people feel about Let It Go. Travesty that this song was written and released. Go back to the shadow

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Getting older is wild. Saw a gif of Hayden Christensen in revenge of the sith and was like "oh my gosh, a baby." I haven't seen that movie since I was younger than he was when he filmed it (21 😱👶)

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Everyone and their mother's dog: oh yeah you can TOTALLY get a job in tech without a degree. I know someone with no degree who makes 6 figures at Adobe! Meanwhile my resume keeps getting auto rejected and when I do get through, a human tells me they're looking for someone in college/with a degree

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"I'm a free speech absolutist who thinks reporters should be fired for discovering unflattering information about public officials"

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I'm like if a person was duck-typed as a woman

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Me, an absolute fool: I should do some coding. For Fun ™. Me 3 hours later: has done zero coding, has done 3 hours of trying to set up my environment, losing my mind

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Commentators is short for common potatoes

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I like how one guy's campaign platform was "I will immediately make life significantly measurably worse for everyone but like 5 people" and he won, somehow, and now he's doing it. And everyone including me is like, oh no. He really is making things immediately worse for everyone but like five people

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also: Fuck You, Make Me is in fact one of the oldest american traditions out there

submitted 34 days ago • 15 comments

Last night I was at a dance and they played a song that was like "shake your money maker" and I had to start headbanging bc that's the part of me that makes the money

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Happy 5th "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" anniversary! #Geology ⚒️

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Whatever I did in a past life to deserve all of this Tummy Hurty, I'M SORRY OK

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How it started. How it’s going.

submitted 40 days ago • 152 comments

Significant upswing in zero-post accounts with no followers and pictures of attractive women messaging me here trying to strike up a conversation. Based on my long time on the internet and reading I recognize this means I am becoming an absolute DILF

If I had a nickel for every time in the last couple months that someone has complimented me on the most plain clothing item of all time, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot etc

What are some examples of iconic pop culture characters? Like on the level of instantly recognizable of like, Darth Vader or spider man

If you want to fight fascism? Wear a mask. If you want to show solidarity with disabled people? Wear a mask. If you want to protect your own health? Wear a mask. If you recognize that no one is coming to save us? Wear a mask. My ultimate guide to respirators:

Do you think that the fact that the hunger games books were written off as "bad love triangle YA for girls", so that only girls read it, is the reason why there's such a massive ideology gap between men and women now (I'm kidding. Kind of)

Why did everybody think frozen was a gay movie. What was up with that 🤨 like if that movie has queer vibes it's, like, BARELY

I think I feel about "You're Welcome" from Moana the way a lot of people feel about Let It Go. Travesty that this song was written and released. Go back to the shadow

Getting older is wild. Saw a gif of Hayden Christensen in revenge of the sith and was like "oh my gosh, a baby." I haven't seen that movie since I was younger than he was when he filmed it (21 😱👶)

Everyone and their mother's dog: oh yeah you can TOTALLY get a job in tech without a degree. I know someone with no degree who makes 6 figures at Adobe! Meanwhile my resume keeps getting auto rejected and when I do get through, a human tells me they're looking for someone in college/with a degree

"I'm a free speech absolutist who thinks reporters should be fired for discovering unflattering information about public officials"

I'm like if a person was duck-typed as a woman

Me, an absolute fool: I should do some coding. For Fun ™. Me 3 hours later: has done zero coding, has done 3 hours of trying to set up my environment, losing my mind

Commentators is short for common potatoes

I like how one guy's campaign platform was "I will immediately make life significantly measurably worse for everyone but like 5 people" and he won, somehow, and now he's doing it. And everyone including me is like, oh no. He really is making things immediately worse for everyone but like five people

also: Fuck You, Make Me is in fact one of the oldest american traditions out there

Last night I was at a dance and they played a song that was like "shake your money maker" and I had to start headbanging bc that's the part of me that makes the money

Happy 5th "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" anniversary! #Geology ⚒️

Whatever I did in a past life to deserve all of this Tummy Hurty, I'M SORRY OK

How it started. How it’s going.

Significant upswing in zero-post accounts with no followers and pictures of attractive women messaging me here trying to strike up a conversation. Based on my long time on the internet and reading I recognize this means I am becoming an absolute DILF

Congrats. You played yourself.

I think a nice long Totoro nap would fix me

Why did they put the horse back in the hospital tho