frightshark.bsky.social
my real name used to be kelvis... but that was before the Event
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I'm on 7am mode
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I don't always love giving Bo Burnham credit but that parody of commercial country songs he did years ago ended up being spot on
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I need the girls exactly as they are for this
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Don't drink the water, don't feed Vegas after midnight, and stay out of the basement
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I hope I find out it is for me some day...
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I told them they have to tip you now
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I live my life very fast and loose, especially on this app
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I'm so sorry but everyone standing around me just got a healthy eyeful of this boob when I opened my phone unknowingly
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Please sir....think about my yurt...
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mfw when 🔜☎️☎️ Free for
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What I would give for another solo album
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Mostly that lmao when I travel here for work I don't even have a desire to go anywhere when I'm done because going anywhere here is torture, so I just order delivery and wallow in my hotel for an entire week lol
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I'm going to tell them. Got your ass
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Case in point I got distracted and accidentally ordered a burrito instead of a bowl for lunch. It's very funny to order a burrito with no rice, it's like trying to eat soup wrapped in a towel
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You seem mad
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When someone types "hahahahaha" online they're actually the maddest they've ever been