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For sale: 1-2 rocks

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when I say "we out here" what I really mean is that I'm out here

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has anyone seen this

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turns you red

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Today I am imploring you to ask why they call it a hot dog

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It's nice and humid at the Atlanta airport. "The Airport That Hates You"

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At what age will my brain chemistry change in such a way that I'm addicted to slot machines

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The water wasn't working in my hotel room last night or this morning so I hope whoever's sitting next to me on this flight is prepared for what I probably smell like right now

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Plane banking hard left mid-flight and the pilot comes over the intercom saying he needs to show us something

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Oh sick they're making a comic about elspeth it's like wizards of the coast knows exactly what to do when I start paying less attention to their products

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Don't wrench my gut. I don't know what that entails but it doesn't sound good

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I have so much time off scheduled this year but should I make this three day weekend a four day weekend and take Tuesday off

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If your name is Kaitlin Balls contact me immediately

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Opened up twitter and immediately found something that has been keeping me entertained for like 30 minutes

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rip Jim Irsay we lost another prolific crackhead today

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(while seeing my gizmos and gadgets being destroyed) no! anything but my gizmos and gadgets!!!

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no I will not learn what a "labubu" is. I have other things going on right now

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I can never overstate how much I dislike Atlanta. Near the top of the list of places I hate that I always have to go to

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None. I only like good things

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Karma police, have sex with this man

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I have ideas brewing that you wouldn't even be able to imagine. Jamaican Girl In Red

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Starting up a Fleshlight restoration business this summer

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Walked into a comic/game store and was immediately met with a conversation between two employees getting increasingly loud and less funny while they try to out-banter each other

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When a food product package has a new look, I immediately get defensive. I'm looking for the nearest exit, plotting my escape, searching for weapons to defend myself. I'm in a full-blown panic. But then I read on... "Same Great Taste"? Maybe things won't be so bad after all

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I've been able to break my regular routine habit of eating like shit constantly but god damn it's so much harder to not do when I'm traveling for work

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The amount of people unwilling to accept that the scene from Avengers Endgame where everyone returns is really corny baffled me. Like in the moment and for the movie it was cool to watch, but in hindsight it's corny as shit

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there's a loose shrimp on the ground of the jet bridge

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I turn 34 in a couple of weeks, at what age do I have to start earnestly filling out customer experience surveys

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Ever since I was a young boy, all I've ever wanted was to own and manage my own UPS Store

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Kind of comforting to know that after all these years away from the game they still haven't done anything about Mei being the most annoying character in overwatch

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

For sale: 1-2 rocks

when I say "we out here" what I really mean is that I'm out here

has anyone seen this

turns you red

Today I am imploring you to ask why they call it a hot dog

It's nice and humid at the Atlanta airport. "The Airport That Hates You"

At what age will my brain chemistry change in such a way that I'm addicted to slot machines

The water wasn't working in my hotel room last night or this morning so I hope whoever's sitting next to me on this flight is prepared for what I probably smell like right now

Plane banking hard left mid-flight and the pilot comes over the intercom saying he needs to show us something

Oh sick they're making a comic about elspeth it's like wizards of the coast knows exactly what to do when I start paying less attention to their products

Don't wrench my gut. I don't know what that entails but it doesn't sound good

I have so much time off scheduled this year but should I make this three day weekend a four day weekend and take Tuesday off

If your name is Kaitlin Balls contact me immediately

Opened up twitter and immediately found something that has been keeping me entertained for like 30 minutes

rip Jim Irsay we lost another prolific crackhead today

(while seeing my gizmos and gadgets being destroyed) no! anything but my gizmos and gadgets!!!

no I will not learn what a "labubu" is. I have other things going on right now

I can never overstate how much I dislike Atlanta. Near the top of the list of places I hate that I always have to go to

None. I only like good things

Karma police, have sex with this man

I have ideas brewing that you wouldn't even be able to imagine. Jamaican Girl In Red

Starting up a Fleshlight restoration business this summer

Walked into a comic/game store and was immediately met with a conversation between two employees getting increasingly loud and less funny while they try to out-banter each other

When a food product package has a new look, I immediately get defensive. I'm looking for the nearest exit, plotting my escape, searching for weapons to defend myself. I'm in a full-blown panic. But then I read on... "Same Great Taste"? Maybe things won't be so bad after all

I've been able to break my regular routine habit of eating like shit constantly but god damn it's so much harder to not do when I'm traveling for work

The amount of people unwilling to accept that the scene from Avengers Endgame where everyone returns is really corny baffled me. Like in the moment and for the movie it was cool to watch, but in hindsight it's corny as shit

there's a loose shrimp on the ground of the jet bridge

I turn 34 in a couple of weeks, at what age do I have to start earnestly filling out customer experience surveys

Ever since I was a young boy, all I've ever wanted was to own and manage my own UPS Store

Kind of comforting to know that after all these years away from the game they still haven't done anything about Mei being the most annoying character in overwatch

[immediately after using ai to generate an image one time] they actually should make an Old Sheldon.......that would be epic

she uhhhh she Jim on my Pam til I ???????? Dwight Schrute

Cheat meal has once again cast its foul spell on me: tummy ache