frozencardinal.bsky.social
Writer, crafter, Tarot reader, mom. SDF-born, transplanted to YEG. Go Cards and Oilers. (Yes, I'm used to disappointment.)
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Once got stuck on the bus with someone who monologued on this topic at firstborn and me for three entire stops
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Hell yeah! Getting books into kids' hands is critical, but I also need to know how many scented erasers are part of the deal
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"Sounds like somebody wants to watch all the Fascinating Horror episodes about RORO ferry disasters."
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Perfection
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I still find myself singing Spanish songs from 2nd grade. Thanks, Sra. Z!
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I YouTube up Sesame Street clones in some of the languages where I am having trouble with the alphabet. Learning is better with songs and Muppets
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Just out here being a vaguely human-shaped LetThemFight.gif
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I love this idea because of how fucking furious it would make Alberta to be lumped in with the Maritimes
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Yes. Send booze.
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A damn delicious alien cult
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I wish I could find the picture Mr. FC snapped [mumble] years ago where a fire truck got stuck in a snowdrift here in Edmonton
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Also Northerners suck at driving in rain
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Immovable Object vs. Also-Immovable Object
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My son was listing off all of his Pokémon cards yesterday and when he got to Scatterbug, I genuinely thought he'd said Skattebo
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... why did I scroll up
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Let it rip, you monster
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At least the Hartford Cryptobros crash out in the AFC championship
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It's like Ennui Husky became a president
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Oh dear gods, all that interplanar fuckery just taught him how to break contain
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I'm a writer, and I'm lazy, but it seems like so much less effort just to write the words instead of spending a pile of time gathering sample work, feeding it to an AI, and writing a prompt.
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Scrolling on by remains free
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Never underestimate fanpoodles' ability to care way more than the people they're stanning ever could
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Endless Ocean made me that dipshit who points out all the butterflyfish types in the giant mall tank by name and I regret nothing
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Insufficient cows. Alberta remains cold Texas.
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Someone who hates (our) fun
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Put me down for an ankylosaurus, please and thanks
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Josh Williams is already writing the bill to make TouchTunes fuckery a felony
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Hell with that, you're the same age as me? I always thought you were younger!
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The first time my firstborn saw the Arizona Cardinals' logo, they immediately said, "Those aren't real Cardinals; they're wish.com Cardinals." Proud moment for me
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Beyoncé's Lemonade, Tori Amos's Scarlet's Walk, and Janelle Monaé's Dirty Computer
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This confuses me. I follow accounts that post things I want in my feed and it has never occured to me that they should have to want my posts in their feed
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These books are primarily for parents, to remind them of the time when they had an intellectual world, before their lives revolved around responding to various biohazards.
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This remains my policy until multiply-corroborated, convincing evidence otherwise
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"He made deals with very unforgiving beings and didn't do what he said he would. Be careful who you promise things to, and always keep your promises."