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Renaming my to-do list to “To-Duh” because everything is stupid and I resent all of it.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

Welcome to your 40s you can get badly injured while sleeping

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

submitted 5 days ago • 140 comments

submitted 38 days ago • 432 comments

[a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event "Come Outside"] what tha

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

[a hungry hungry hippo rustling the bag of marbles they sneaked into the theater and immediately being shushed]

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

ME: see you later alligator CROCODILE: the fuck you just call me MRS. CROCODILE: just leave it harold he's not worth it

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

submitted 8 days ago • 410 comments

The Madness of King George, but it’s everyone with a modicum of power.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

FYI:

submitted 17 days ago • 683 comments

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

submitted 15 days ago • 3187 comments

*cracks knuckles Well, that’s enough weekday depression. Time to head home and get into weekend, not leaving my bed for 60 hours depression.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment