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fuck-it-felix.bsky.social
I can't fix shit with this dumb hammer, my dad screwed me
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Got a new job, yuss! Pays more than ever, yuss! And it's new so it doesn't suck yet! Ah, ignorance

cc: the don’t-vote-for-Dems-because-Gaza folks

Your nominees for best subversive parenthetical of 2024 are… www.newyorker.com/news/news-de...

sure, why not

Religion does NOT belong in our schools! Agreed? ✋

Hey, corporate media: fuck you.

A "nepo baby" complaint from Meghan McCain has to be a joke, right?

Who could forget this neo classic! Everyone loves #shrek but have you seen this one?

Canada and Mexico are teaming up to manhandle Trump in his so called tariff war.

NEW: Trump has signed the transition agreement, but refused to agree to part of it because it would require that the president-elect limit contrbutions to $5,000 and reveal who is donating to his transition effort. apnews.com/article/trum...

Isn’t it funny how the U.S. media is suddenly posting stories about the improving inflation picture now that the election is over? 🧐

something must be done about this guy

Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.

Jack Smith Drops Election Interference Case Against Trump theonion.com/jack-smith-d...

Thank all that is holy for Bluesky 🦋

Now, it's time to demand arrest warrants for Biden, Blinken, Starmer, Lammy, Von der Leyen, Scholz and Baerbock for complicity in Israel's crimes against humanity. No world leader can be allowed to harbour the idea that they can carry out, or aid, genocide.

Russian trolls offered to pay me $1000 per month if I stop talking about Russian trolls on my subreddits & threatened to destroy me if I refuse the money Russian trolls are destroying pro-Biden subreddits with the help of at least one Reddit employee #reddit worldwar3.substack.com/p/russian-tr...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 23 edition" — Junior numbs it, Kudlow plumbs it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

First ever image of another multi-planet solar system captured by ESO Telescope

Was Matt Gaetz just a stalking horse for Pam Bondi? Trump’s new AG nominee is far better than his first, but she brings new concerns about political influence on charging decisions. My thoughts in MSNBC Daily. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

Pam Bondi refused to return their dog to a family of Katrina victims after she "adopted" their dog. She fought them in court for 16 months before she gave the dog back. Disqualifying. Character counts. www.businessinsider.com/rnc-speaker-...

Did you send your letters to your Senators yet telling them to oppose Hegseth? Now is a great time to do so!

I’m old enough to remember there was some lady (I think she was like Black and Indian or something) who told us he was gonna do this and it would be bad

Linda McMahon in charge of Dept of Education? Not sure she has kids' best interest at heart. She, along with her spouse, are accused of tolerating the sexual abuse of children by an employee of their company, World Wrestling Entertainment. Her chief goal for education is to promote vouchers.

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People who think professional wrestling is real think that the allegations of covering up sexual assault against Linda McMahon and her husband Vince are fake. Make it make sense.

Life comes at you fast ✨

Comings and goings of Little St James aka Pedophile Island

Mark this down. The party that elected a rapist will have no problem supporting the rapists that rapist nominates.

it’s about to get very, very hard to be transgender in the united states. likely harder than it’s been in american history. do not let them scare you into backing down. do not give into transphobes framing. stand up to them however you can. it shouldn’t be this way but we have to fight

Please just block folks. They heard we were having fun over here and they know their existence depends on our attention. Please just block. Don't argue, don't repost, just block and ignore.

So now that Trump’s @manhattanda.bsky.social Manhattan DA case is paused, likely indefinitely, Trump will be the first POTUS who will be inaugurated while out on bail - not money bail- but his bail conditions remain the same…just sayin.

it’s genuinely so funny there was an entire subgroup of people in america losing their minds at “Q drops” that just said shit like this. they really thought a world revolution was around the corner