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PNW roving non-op TG. Mid 40s and looking for irl friends. #NSFW mouth and sometimes reposter of other peoples smut.
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I really want to spend the evening playing with makeup, smoking pot and maybe riding some cock. Stupid job.

The prevalence of silicon breastplates for today's cd/tv/drag person makes me curious: Can you put a ceramic body armor plate into or behind one to make a silicone breast plate carrier? Level IV DD cup strapped and ready to go?

Realizing more and more the reason I have mostly superficial 'you're so fun' friendships in my life is because I spend fully 50% of my time masking that I'm not happy go lucky dude but dysphoric as fuck transgal who likes to guymode 30% of the time. I picked a fine time to figure this shit out.

Realizing that you're TRANS a couple of decades into a relationship you were open about being nonbinary but more and more of your day is consumed with 'this IS dysphoria isn't it' and a desire for a body that is more in tune with you than the one you've got is a stress of all stressors.

I’d argue The New York Times shouldn’t get ~any~ special privileges right now if they’re not going to report the actual news and instead just be entertainment media for billionaires to fuck us with and hide the truth with.

My kingdom for a makeup artist between Portland and Salem. I want sultry eye makeup not what ulta offers. Happy to pay cash. Bonus for hair too.

Whale look at thayut

Shoot location available here in Vegas at Approximate Productions! Need a location/production services while you’re in town? We’re open! $300 for a four hour block with full production… that’s only $150 each between you and your scene partner! Cheap! 😋 DMs are open 🎥

to all of the Democratic senators who voted yes, on Bondi, how are you sleeping at night knowing that our government is kidnapping, torturing, and imprisoning innocent people?

AMEN!! I won't ever believe the 'I'm a giant bigot because of the economy' after the past 2 months. 100% of them voted for this to happen to other people and are butthurt its hitting them

Big hearty middle finger to the folks at @bluestacks.bsky.social for continuing to update that their app supports Kik despite it having been broken for 8 months now. And yes I submitted to get updates in October. Only 'update' is the marketing saying it works.

This could be us be we suck as a country.

In America 2.0 sex work should be legal. It's a scandal it's not already legal given the thorough fucking all of us the Republicans have given us while taking all of our money.

Being blind enough that I can't see to do eye liner unless I'm a half inch from the mirror is no good. I need to find a trans friendly makeup artist I can pay for a face to go out. Ulta always feels so....suburban Karen assaultive when I go.

The issue with spending the weekend face down on cock and ass in the air getting filled with cock is that the next week every twinge in your ass reminds you that you'd rather be face down ass up.

I see all the tgirl friendly bathhouses in Socal have regular 'blowbang' parties at them. Portland needs one of those at Hawks.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

I hate being out of my 20s and having to work all day instead of just being a hot trans model taking loads on cam. Enjoy that time as well you can ladies. That said if I could somehow combine my workday with riding a nice cock reverse cowgirl I'd be a happy lil buttslut.

Things Democratic Senators could do that would be useful: - Withdraw unanimous consent from all Senate business until constitutional rule was restored - Refuse to vote for any legislation until constitutional rule was restored - Boycott as a caucus until constitutional rule was restored

There's a new hot Severance take which is "the innies AREN'T people, they just AREN'T. It's more like a parasite, not a human consciousness" and I want these people to take a medical ethics class so bad. Just really blow their minds about personhood and consent and all sorts of juicy stuff

I'm not saying I'm a cumslut but I feel better when there's a load on my lips and one in progress of being shoved up my butt.

Now that I am where I'm at it dawns on me that I don't own a Blahaj. What kind of a genx transgirl submissive buttslut am I without my trusty stuffed shark companion? I need to make an ikea run anyhow.

religious exemptions for personal beliefs are one thing but if corporations get to dictate them for themselves? SCOTUS needs to be thrown in prison for citizens united and the rest of their 'corps matter more than people' nonsense.

Had a wonderful weekend making new friends.

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I cancelled Max the day they started deleting permanently some of their oldest content in favor of reality shows that don't have rewatchability. Zaslav and the board don't love cinema. Just money.

It would be fun for Studio Ghibli to sue OpenAI, mainly because it would be a good narrative bookend to this horseshit and because anybody on OpenAI’s side would be a freak. It’s the weeb version of getting sued by Santa Claus.

Is there anyone in Salem Oregon that would maybe either like to get paid to do my makeup saturday or else be my moral support at Ulta? This will be my first daytime excursion out.

Someone has never watched CLR Bruce Rivers and it shows ahahahahahaha I love it when they’re DUMB AS SHIT KEEP TWEETING YOU IDIOTS LOL youtube.com/@clrbruceriv...

Weird how my existence is a 'threat to American safety' but I don't even have signal let alone the ability to drunkenly add journalists to a chat and then claim it was 'hacked'. It fucking says Goldberg was added intentionally IN signal. Trans = danger but drunken bigots sharing war plans = safe?

I just want to win the lottery, buy a few hundred acres with a nice lil house and a couple of tiny homes and then get a massive DD set of implants and a tummy tuck, and then just wile away my days with spousal unit, friends, fishing, target shooting & getting titty fucked by men galore.

Sarah McBride is saying we need to make room in the tent for people who want to outlaw our existence, meanwhile the president is posting about how excited he is to sell his enemies into international slavery

I think if I'd been born just 10 years later I'd have transitioned. I think the trajectory of these thoughts means I probably need an endo and to go see a therapist.

Kinda tempted to go on 3mg estradiol without doing it officially other than to polyfamily and friends.

The majority of republicans take Testosterone supplements because their bodies decided to be girly and they don't want to. Nature said transition in old age and republicans got hair implants and hormone replacements.

He wants to be hung like Mussolini. Most of us wish similar. Homonyms are fun.

Ah, he never disappoints.

Schumer cancels his town halls

A bar that combined the ambiance of Sanctuary and the spaciousness and fucking locations of Hawks would be an amazing spot to lounge all day.

So given the political climate my spouse doesn't want me going clubbing. I guess this means 3 days in a hotel playing with makeup and inviting boys over to playing spin the bottle?