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galli-vanteri.bsky.social
she/her | yyc | 27 | door dash/uber delivery adventures | VA | 4 rats in a trenchcoat | 🧍🏻 | (<<<he is me) | p5 brainrot
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can’t catch me by olivia rodrigo gives me divorce vibes, chat am I projecting

It was my birthday this week so I will be chaotic about it the whole weekend

Sometimes I forget that I have free will. I can do anything I want technically. So can you.

not gonna lie, I used the birthday card yesterday at the bar, cause ya know! another girlie loves a birthday đź’› welcome 27

Can the dnd die stop landing on 1-4 I HAVE THINGS TO DO

so many first world problems…. what do

I also inhaled a full dandelion pollen today and it burned 🥲

my husband has somehow barricaded himself with pillows and the remote is somewhere around/underneath him???? why must I be confronted with these barriers

I fell into a burberry bush and now have multiple splinters in my hand. Also I have acquired a cantaloupe.

I made tteokbokki and gochujang meatballs tonight and I’m afraid my severe fuckup was not making rice to go with it

first therapy appointment tomorrow!! I haven’t been this excited in so long

hold onto any whimsy you can amongst the horrors

love how my brains evolved from legitimate “kms” to “kms… but no… we live in spite…”

doing irl things while mentally shipping akechi with any available father in his vicinity

indomie spicy chicken black pkg ramen, I have been defeated and you were great

you (the hit netflix show) was So Cathartic for me. F them those who were terrible but so charismatic and nice to everyone else around. Fuck em.

today, while checking out a ridiculously huge order, I splattered a 4L milk jug all over self checkout. then had to ask for another one as dairy covered the ground I walked in… all for Myrtle’s uber order. banning myself from freshco for the next 3 months.

I got Invisalign put on 3 days ago I swear it is the only cemented (hehe) structure in my life rn

I am literally so fine until I think about mr. “tell-me-how-much-hurts”