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gamerloaf.bsky.social
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the ADHD ability to go from “i’m a genius” to “what if i never amount to anything???” in under 3 seconds

Coworker told me there were 12$ Paramore tickets, and naturally as a Haley Williams praiser (she’s from my state man, it’s all I have to look up to). Then proceeded to say the absolute worst string of words possible…’in the UK’…I nearly broke down

It is such a beautiful thing when your coworkers know the memes that show up on your TikTok FYP

Man I already own the blu ray collection of saw 1-9 lowkey glad this was cancelled lol

I’ve made the discovery I can post OBS recordings on here, oh boy this opens so many possibilities for me lol yippee!

No one pinched me today for not wearing green…the world is healing.

Yeah I still love you Cena, your gonna have to say you hate Little Big Planet 2 for me to hate you dawg #wwe #mondaynightraw #wweraw

Hey #booksky I’m kinda stumped on a solution for this…I used to know a website where I could download PDF’s and you could then from the files app on the iPhone you could tap the file itself and it opened in the Ebook app. And I now have no idea how to do it. Please help! 😭😭🙏

I’m genuinely surprised by the rest of the nations response to the recent severe weather in the south. 32 people died, 3 was the death count of a town about an hour away from me. What the fuck do you gain by spouting this negativity?

I had my first person block me today I guess, I didn’t know I was controversial like that. Apologies, I think?

Okay so the follower count was a jump-scare to wake up to. Uh, what did I do right…or wrong? LMAO

Time for my favorite pastime: reviewing my Steam library and mumbling "wtf is that?"

My friends have lovely weather further up north, meanwhile the south is arriving to its judgement day. And this is like…every other week for us lmao

Reddit going on about how pornstars can’t find decent guys because of their career, and sure, it’s hard to find a sex-positive man that doesn’t spiral into insecurity over sexual activity or a financially successful woman, but that’s literally what it’s like to be a woman in all walks of life.

If I had a nickel for every time a man has hurt/bothered my woman friends. I’d have too many nickels, at some point you’re getting too old for this shit man. What? Can’t stand a woman without makeup? They probably can’t stand you without your viagra, shoe risers, or hair plugs you childish prick.

I think it’s a blessing in disguise we saw the uprising in popularity of Elon Musk. The law of gravity is *also* a blessing, no disguise needed. :)

‘Sign up to continue reading this-’ What if I just kill myself man, what if I did that?

I feel like a lot of gen z’s like myself have that millennial, gen x parent combo. One is obsessed with all things Disney, the other either says the n word outright or complains that gen z is the problem.

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My step father is watching a video essay on slenderman, but if he wanted to know bruh I’m RIGHT HERE MAN CMONNNN

This! All the way this! I mainly do it with closer friends, but that’s just my preference. Nothing makes me giggle more than hearing them in vc like ‘wha-…why would yo-…t-thanks man’

I yearn for a relationship with anyone, but I don’t feel like I’ve worked enough on myself yet. Which has led me to become increasingly more affectionate and caring for my friends…guys I morphed into the mom friend

If I had a nickel…no. If I had a PENNY for everytime someone didn’t use their turn signal, I’d have at least 25 bucks by now man.

There’s a couple areas in every Dark Souls games that are really majestic and cool but whenever I see anyone playing them it’s like ok go through the fetid swamp down to the slime tunnels and then into the sphincter of rot and fight 9000 worms and it’s just like damn man I’ll play Mario

I feel special when OP likes my comment. That’s it, that’s all I had to say.

In other news, I’ve decided to start reading again! I’ve been reading for a minute now, granted it was Volume 1 of Berserk…but that’s besides the point! :D anywho- just revisiting the general English class books at the moment. The Great Gatsby is first up to bat!

There's something really ominous about people who argue that if we acknowledge that sex work is work, we're opening the door to legalized sexual harassment. Why would you think sex workers not being criminals means you can force someone into sex acts at any workplace, including SWs workplaces?

I used to be so infatuated with this one YouTuber, Valkisbum I think was their name. I was so confused how when they spoke, it lined up with whatever animated show he was talking about…and that’s how I learned about mouth movements in animation…as a 23 year old man I just came to this conclusion lol

it is not Bradley Cooper’s fault that I can’t focus on his performances because a little voice in my head says “cradley booper” whenever he appears on screen but this is the position we both find ourselves in

They out here making Woolie Mice mufucka make a cheese that cures cancer Jesus fuck

Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums.

…must’ve been the wind lol

I’ve started the talked about Minecraft ‘forever world’…forgot I selected hardcore :) it can’t be that hard, right? (I only play normal with keep inventory on)

I hate the new Minecraft launcher background image man WHY IS HE LOOMING OVER ME??

As a person from the Deep South (Mississippi to be exact) who has never encountered a trans person. I just did. And I didn’t die! 😱 Now, I genuinely want someone to tell me what people have against them? They were every bit of kind to me. Why are people so unhappy with others finally getting to be?