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You don't want to fight me. I keep receipts and I have a long memory. I'm sweet, until I don't have to be. If I say I wanna feed you, it means I SEE you. 💙 Vinyl. Humans. Good Vibes. and YOU 💙 Advocacy: @fetuseqforeskin.bsky.social
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submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Matthew Broderick on the current episode of Elsbeth!! It's only the first 5 minutes so far and I really hope they don't kill him off and he gets to act across from Elsbeth! Eeeeeeeee!

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Done! I'm sure there would be less definition between the rolls had I made one big loaf. They look a little wonky but the house smells so good! Can't wait to try some.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Listen to women. No really, call me, dm me, contact me and I can tell you how to fix it. You won't tho.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I want a medium rare steak, mashed potatoes with sage gravy, and grilled asparagus with 14 extra dirty martinis with three olives, quiet and loud conversation, the noises of a bar, laughter. damn.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

The original They Not Like us! #cassette #cassettetape #old

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I got the tape box out of the garage

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Fresh and clean and ready to go

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

LIKE FUCKING DUH Like duh duh duh! Can I start my restaurant and be in charge and hire people by astrological sign? I can make so much freaking money and then you all could come and visit me and get a hug and real life and I wouldn't feel so useless or alone 😭

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I *knew* Linda loved in Colorado but reading it again right now is like...woah. I'm in Colorado. I wonder if her kids are here, if she still alive. I'd love to meet her or them 🥹 Also, if you are my Gooberz book, where are you?

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Hitlers Circle of Evil on Netflix is a mist watch today. There are so many similarities to what is happening to us right now.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

submitted 1 day ago • 1022 comments

Don’t be a nice person…

submitted 16 hours ago • 70 comments

I LOVE HER and I wanna be her Auntie and BFF. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YsEoBF/

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Y'all take a second like literally just a second and look at this man smile. This is the most beautiful smile I have ever seen. You know when they talk about love at first sight? I am in love with this man and his amazing smile www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YsTkMw/

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

$750 for a coffee mug? Am I dumb? Did I miss the part in the video where she says the gold is real gold or something? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YGj5kM/

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Good morning y'all.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

"listen up, you piece of shit" - seven clunky syllables - disrespectful - sets a weird tone "hark, shitpiece" - three sleek syllables - salutation-flavoured - calls listener in to the community of shitpieces

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'Lead and 'read' rhyme. Unless you're saying 'lead' and 'read.' But also 'lead' and 'read' rhyme.

submitted 1 day ago • 48 comments

Horray! Andriod Beta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now I have to remember my sbky passwork lolololol

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Android Beta test is now open! Here’s how to join: 👇🏽Use this link to download the Android Beta👇🏽 play.google.com/store/apps/d... 👇🏽Use this link to give feedback about the app👇🏽 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

submitted 1 day ago • 140 comments

Hello, your small grumpy lawyer friend here to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Do NOT talk to cops.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I'd love for someone to plan a date where they take me to lunch and then this place and I they let me pick out all the fun goodies I want. That would be a nice date. Ohh and then to the used bookstore that's across the street from the Thrift. www.orionsapothecary.com

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I wrote a poem today and it's so beautiful. I'm really proud of myself. I used flower and plant analogies to tell a story and it's beautiful. Go me.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I lack the words to express how this makes me feel. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YpXoSG/

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I showed my heart on the internet and got zero likes. Not even the creator I'm talking to watched. I don't know why I try. I don't know why no one likes me or shows me love. I guess I am just a burden and useless. My soul hurts from trying for so long. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Ypr2cg/

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is very 'cat in the bag' 😔 Iykyk

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

@lukelukeluke.bsky.social friend! Look! It looks like a mushroom! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Yp6K8y/

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I want to make this! Oh my gosh I wanna make this. How beautiful is that?! I can just imagine the flavors and crunch And earthiness. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YpkJbo/

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The 11th Provence has a nice ring to it!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I would absolutely watch him play James Bond. He has the depth of acting skills to play James Bond. He's going to be amazing!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I freaking love TikTok. I learned about lemon sharks today! They are nice to humans! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YpShFR/

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This account makes me laugh

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's 4am and I am awake. Did something happen?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I worked hard on my Ghost site today. Sad to think that even when I share it, no one will go read because there is a targeted effort to keep my words out of the hands of the masses.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments