garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive.
Just this guy, you know?
He/Him
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Ellie, I KNOW you've seen Empire Strikes Back. That is what you're advocating for.
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The Thalmor and the Stormcloaks are amazingly awful in all the same ways! It was an oddly on the nose way to look at things.
(I DO wish I had had the option to murder more Thalmor. I should mod that in.)
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Is a chimp eating a man's face cannibalism?
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I think I first saw it a decade ago, yeah. It’s a good one though.
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Shit if Trump had been held responsible for his real estate schemes and properly shamed for stealing from people instead of turned into a media darling there would have been no Trump
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“Oh neat toy!” Is pretty much the beginning and end of the thought I think.
(In my parents’ vague defense- they were gifted the ancestry tests? But still. WHY.)
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My parents did the damn ancestry dna things and I didn’t find out until after the fact. Made me facepalm HARD.
(They took out all the smart shit that the prior owners of their house had installed though. Mixed bag.)
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I can’t tell if that account is an argument bot or just a tool. All of their posts are contradicting people like this though.
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I got a 1410 when I was 12. Plus I’m a white man! Guess I should be running the world according to these bozos.
Ffs these goddamn people.
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The only Jesus I’ll recognize is raccoon Jesus.
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… I got a 1410 when I was not quite 13. It’s a whole thing for going to JHU’s unfortunately named summer camps.
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Huh. I know we had special rules about security for anything that had SSN on it when I worked at a bank, so I guess that makes sense.
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Which was ALSO a Handsome Jack thing from what I remember. :P
(I haven’t played BL2 in ages and didn’t really love it when I did, I just think Musk’s 4chan nazi aesthetic aligns well with surface level Handsome Jack)
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I had to do the same as a millennial. Is that not a thing any more?
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There’s some Handsome Jack there! Mostly the “really dumb, cruel sense of humor” part.
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Nonsense. That’s deeply unfair to literate middle schoolers.
I was 11 when I first got into h2g2 :P
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Bald eagles really are incredibly dopey too. It’s so perfect.
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“Accomplish a thing” rather than “beat yourself up for not doing all the things”? Sounds fake.
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please also report this scammer for impersonation
bsky.app/profile/madd...
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Precious had been looking at me upside down, but BIRD.