garulon.bsky.social
I love the round things
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They'll also drive around in their big emotional support trucks honking at schoolgirls
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They only take pills if they're provided by guys who look like this
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Unless you blame the mass casualties on "woke" again
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But why read the original when you can grind it through AI into doggerel so you can plaster it with popup ads and track you
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holy shit that's a safety critical system, are they really using people OK with working for Musk?
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meff
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Writing a "console gaming is fine guys" post just to shit on Xbox seems short-sighted
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"Can you go on mute Paula, the punishment beating squads outside your window are really loud today"
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No you see this time they can just punch away the bullets
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Hipster gruel!
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"Fertile Ground" do they think Canada is a fourteen year old girl
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Unironically yes this sounds awesome
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It's clearly for Nintendo Office, one of their best kept secrets
"Can you help Tom Nook with his accounts receivable?"
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There's way more than that!
There's writing on the walls
And incredibly poor combat AI
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The first one I think thinks "canon" means a really good-selling game as opposed to a bunch of facts nerds argue about between shows
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Ah, the famously reliable PC gaming alternative
Never anything stopping you gaming on the PC platform no sirree
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Is this about JFK Jr
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Rational brain going "you can just emulate it" being drowned out by my 90's brain just going "unnnf" over and over
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"look what you made me do" is more abusive than sarcastic
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is "the things people want" fascism though
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"make you pay $95" oh no when did this come in I only carry around twenty quid
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Block those toilets people! Even chuds have to poop
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Wow oh my god yeah
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Didn't realise you could only steal data if it's read/write
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Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 I think,
it's got good model work but that lighting is ass
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Thank you! Still working on what's delicious and what'll kill me though
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Assume I'm 3 and plug sockets are super-interesting
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We don't allow plug sockets in the bathroom and our sockets have their own on/off switch, oh and there's a little sliding plate behind the socket that slides down when the earth prong gets plugged in that stops you jamming a screwdriver into live or neutral
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I don't understand how they think their mediocre reporting is compelling to chuds at all
Like even when they were cosplaying as lefties it was barely tolerable but lefty news is a small pond
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(guy in power does something that'll trash people's lives for decades)
Political commentator: "Well that set the cat amongst the pigeons"
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They were literally on a train in the third one!
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Look I was about to myself but No Mans Sky Worlds II appeared OK I only have so many hours in the day
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"If I add sarcasm when I spout paranoid conspiracy theories then maybe the person listening will think they're the one who's weird"
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We survive being "raised" by boomers we'll survive anything
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It's basically a random number!
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it's for a shopping trolley coin, for which I thank grizzled 1890's prospectors for their foresight
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Yeah well done PS5 for finally having an enjoyable game on your system
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Too young for who? Fucking AQUAMAN?
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They used to set up departments with overlapping agendas as "social Darwinism", department leaders spent most of their time trying not to get fired instead of doing their job oh yeah and corruption lots and lots of corruption
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It's full of cool bits but Jupiter has that 50's heroine curse of being dragged from set piece to set piece like a sack of spuds
I think her only decision for the first two thirds of a movie was to clean a toilet
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I absolutely fucking love Star Wars Outlaws now but it launched in a shonky state during a crowded season and Ubisoft just seemed to push it out to die
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"Why aren't you having fun there's eight layers of parallax scrolling here"
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Da Vinci really shit the bed on this picture
Would anyone give a shit if the nazis hadn't stole it?
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They get old shit laptops because they routinely get pissed at lunchtime and leave them on trains
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Earl was the GOAT
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I think one of the things that made Clippy better was the lack of techbros on social media pretending it could replace a human in a job
Although I think that was more the lack of social media than 90's techbros being any less dumb
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Em-Eighter
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Merkle trees are good - git is based on them - and when you see crypto zealots tout "the blockchain" it's almost certainly one of those but hosted on a system with normal account-based security
Crypto's big stupid is zero trust not the tech used to create zero trust, I think
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Yeah but for the carrot guns not the not-perfect impressions of 1960's celebrities
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I was just reading yesterday about A/UX, the "other" time they ported the Macintosh to unix but left it to rot as Taligent dangled keys in front of them