garywyles.bsky.social
Fabricator/program tweaker
I don't have the social interaction shortcuts of a neurotypical so bear with me while I translate my thoughts for "normals"
Don't casually DM me, I'm uncomfortable with private chats.
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Have a choccy bar to cheer yourself up. It's my special edition Aero/Mars combi
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Monday has been crossed out on the calendar and replaced with practice Tuesday.
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If there's no lawyers to get nervous couldn't the military just remove those attacking the constitution of the country to Guantanamo? It would seem to be what duty dictates after all.
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I could lose an hour giving the giant field puppy scratches - adorable looking coo ❤️
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Wimpy - home of the bender sandwich. (if you are a US based moderator, this is something you could actually order off the menu)
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Malamute puppy videos is a search that will entertain for ages. More fluff than actual dog, they struggle to get about effectively and are totally adorable while they try. ❤️
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Jacket spuds, slight rub of garlic and oil for crispy skins.
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I'm old - found it on "The YouTubes" for a listen later 😁
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I had II,III and IV AGA over the years. Somewhere in the house is a floppy with the Tim Burton Batman logo with reflective surfaces done pixel by pixel at 640x200. Very satisfying to use compared to modern PC packages.
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A good solid, informative thread. I also had a Master System as a supplement to my mean-machine spec Amiga.
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Nah, evil wizards al the way mate!
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Breakfast biscuits with a yoghurt filling, a handful of M&Ms, strong coffee.
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I got some new glasses that are book reading focal length rather than screen distance. This is my little treat to test them out.
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There is a lovely white one I've seen a few times in my street, dark eyes I think, so probably not an albino. My phone has been in the house every time I have seen it though.
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New pope or do you suspect the bus is about to blow a head gasket?
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Ooh! Suit you sir! (Apologies for having streamed a random episode of the fast show recently)
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Swerve erratically for stated distance
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There was a viral video a few years back where someone put a moped on it's side with the drive wheel against the edge. Guess what? I recognised the park because it was the town I grew up in.
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You want to be careful - I can just imagine someone replying to that with a picture of "their self" in a flip-flop.
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I'm thinking of pizza now. Cut a hole in the middle of an extra large and you could carry it in a sombrero as an emergency snack.
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My vote goes to Barry Island, there was a pub with rooms near the amusement park that just kept handing out breakfast until you couldn't eat any more. I think it would take about 10-12 people.
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The leftovers sound like a rugby player's to-do list at a wedding reception 😁
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I got to such a level of practice on the shield level, that I would only drop out if the joystick sucker came off the table. Really frustrated my opponents if we were playing multiplayer.
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10 Masked Men do a hilariously over the top growly metal version of this tune.
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Pretty good on the first listen and they manage to cover a good chunk of what's wrong with the world - a solid 9/10 from me
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Quite impressed by the graphics, decent colour palette on the Amstrad by the look of that
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In other news: All the toilet seats at the local police station have been stolen - officers say that they have nothing to go on so far
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If it was anything like the box update on my work PC it would probably have held 99% of system resources hostage until the update was run anyway.
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Konbanwa, Iguru-mas jin des. Excuse the spelling, I watched two programmes around 20 years ago.
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In honour of those nineties looking jeans feel I must say mad phat skillz. (I may or may not have been Normski in a previous life)
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Full ram slots give a nice little performance boost. My old AMD A8 has 16gb of ddr3 and probably runs better than the 8500 I5 at work I use for logging my jobs.
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There is a CBM Amiga in my loft that would marginally beat that on power. 6mb of ram and a higher end 68030, but I wouldn't trust it not to burst some capacitors as soon is power is applied.
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The wife's fell pony makes the same sort of faces at me when she wants scratches. Looks very similar, but with way more mane hair.
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Who could say no to that lovely ears-forward face in the first shot?
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Skim round a few things, cobwebs can be atmospheric.
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Brush that iced coffee under the carpet quickly. Don't want to sound like a weirdo.
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I think for about two years of the 80s that would be the coolest thing on earth.
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He really captures a feeling of character, I like it a lot. That's two uplifting artists added to lighten up my following feed.
[poorly hidden subliminal message: lederhosen, Conan the Bavarian]
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Got to be Glitter. Most of the other Garys I can think of seem to behave themselves.
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I love Trump as much as a straight man can love a blunt force trauma testicle removal
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Tear my pack into pieces, to steal my last rolo.
Sweet fixation, toffee craving.
Don't give a f*** who's chocolate you're stealing.
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I had a mkII Fiesta. Diesel straight from a base model tractor before turbos were fitted to anything and a mighty 4 watt sound install. Actually not too bad for a first motor.
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I'll mansplain for any guys looking at this post. Step 1: I do the cooking Step 2: Happy wife tells me the food was amazing and gives me a big hug. There, that wasn't too complicated was it?
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I might remove my pic if anyone finds it too offensive. Just comment if I have gone too far.
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Bespoke hand crafted chocolate bar to go with the tracksuit?
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My favourite alternative description for a rhino is heavy armour tactical assault unicorn.
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I only caused one minor explosion today, so my day went fairly well :)
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I could quite happily destroy an entire Jamaican ginger cake with custard right now thanks to you mentioning the c word 😁
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I will hug them and pet them and call them George ❤️