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"Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993 - Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here. - fake writer - admitted weirdo
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Dang. I thought I had the itis but it isn't just one. I have several ites.

Dinner was a success! I fell asleep before dinner, then almost fell asleep at the table, and I'm bout to go to my bed where I can suffer from the itis horizontally. It was my first time cooking black food without other black people around. Kinda miss the hubbub but there's always next year!

Now that the cornbread is going and is the last thing I have to make, I'm ready to go to sleep. Whenever I cook a lot of food, this happens. I don't want to hang out and eat afterward. I just want to sleep. Idek how imma make it through dinner.

Got a cool new apron. Got Cornbread batter on my shirt bc I wasn't wearing my cool new apron.

You know how you make a bunch of greens so big you struggle to get the top onto the pot and then by the time they're done there's like, six greens in there? I'm watching this happen and I'll beat everyone up for the greens.

Juneteenth dinner half made: black eyed peas went into the crock pot this morning. They're perfect. Mac and cheese just went into the oven. Looks perfect. Collards on the stove. Probably will turn out perfect. Cornbread goes in when mac comes out. Will absolutely be perfect. Husband making chicken.

Thinking about switching to Linux the way Windows is populating my new laptop with old files despite my not importing them. And I have to be online now to set up a windows pc? I hate this

Useful info for dealing with the heat without ac or with inadequate cooling.

Time for the annual schoolhouse rock style history lesson about slavery and the origins of Juneteenth from The Roots

Happy Juneteenth!

Starting to think that's what they're hoping for

I'll be thinking about gonads for some time now

This squirrel is living the dream

list of birds that are cool feel free to add your own

Today I've learned that if I do begin editing again, I will not edit anything someone has already passed through an llm. I've had feelings about the use of "AI" in human work for a while, but I reacted viscerally to the idea of people using it to edit. What about their unique voices, then?

They were always assholes

historians is it good when the robe Nobles are able to buy the positions and honors typically reserved for the sword Nobles?

Accurate

Oh I have to go to this. It'll be my first time going to a book tour stop!

Wait are we all out of American trans kids whose healthcare is being ripped away, both gender-confirming and otherwise? It's not a distraction, it's their plan, collaborator! Schumer is an embarrassment to democracy. Just say you don't care about trans kids, or trans people at all Chuck.

Any human artists out there who do embroidery who I can commission for a custom patch? Doesn't need to be iron-on as I will sow it, but durable enough to live on a backpack.

Is a sliding scale for editorial services a good idea? Has anyone out there done this? I want to get back into editing, don't really need money, and a lot of outstanding writers can't afford to pay much for it. I want to help people out so they don't have to resort to AI editing or go editorless.

once you realize that fiction is a cosmic force that shapes reality, everything related to fandom seems like a dangerous heresy

I'll be hearing this all day. Tom Jones version.

This is believable. And "chthonic sewage monster" is a great description for her

Get yer fucken SWEET No Kings t shirt or sticker here!