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Half-White and pissed about it. Coming up with new bios is hard. | 18 + | She/It |
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I am currently getting multiple reports that Google, in an attempt to remove pronouns in the US government email accounts, just removed pronouns for every private workplace account in the world. If you use Google workspaces, go check on that and confirm for me. Overcompliance leads to stupidity.

whoever reported me is smoking deadass crack, I've never posted anything of any underaged characters bluesky users when your art style is just a little too chibi: 😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😲😲🥺🥺🥺

My Make-Up Journey has been: 1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed) 2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success 3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)

not to be a hater but I edited this comic for veracity bc the original was disingenuous

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

Psht. You fools. Don't you realize that in the time it takes you to heat up a frozen dinner, you can instead get multiple pots, pans and utensils dirty, be working actively on cooking the entire time, and have a bunch of leftovers needing to be dealt with afterwards?

yeah, why doesn't fox cover elon musk critically???

Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak

People keep saying he’s on ketamine because there was that one story about how he does it a lot but this is a man that gacked to gills and frankly that’s how he’s appeared to be in public for a long time now. Someone in a khole doesn’t act like this.

Immensely funny to me you can put anarchy/anarchism in your display name, a circle-A in your profile pic, and be an anarchist all the time, and people will *still* act affronted when they find out you're an anarchist.

Oh yeah? Could a biological male do THIS?! *goes through the motions of sex without really enjoying it and mostly dissociates*

Lots of love to give 🖤🦇 Art by redcyclon www.furaffinity.net/user/redcycl... #FurryFandom #FurryArt #Fursona

i don’t care what the government says we are going to continue innovating and creating new transgender surgeries

this reminds me of how people get mad at me when they find out i don't wear tight pants

Weird how the autism where you can just do whatever and not get held accountable because you just can't help it only occurs in rich people, while everyone else gets the autism that isn't an excuse for anything

bEACH EPISODE?

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

remember when i got yelled at for suggesting he be given an invite code?

"Transitioning is scary!" Do it anyways. Do it scared. "I'm too old to transition!" Do it anyways. Do it old. "I'm too fat to transition!" Do it anyways. Do it fat. "I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?" Do it anyways. Do it horny.

i have had furniture to unpack and put together that has been sat in my room for like a good 2 weeks and im still using a folding chair

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...

Slasher movies and pornography are functionally identical. Watched in the dark of my bedroom jorkin it violently

"I think you're a little shit. Green turd." sure is a line of dialogue I wrote

I've been a butcher for 25 years with my own shop. I became a secret vegan 10 years ago. Not for moral reasons obviously. I just can't stomach something I handle, process and present day in and day out. The wife knows, but if it got out in our town I'd be a laughing stock.

meal replacement shakes are really funny because they're simultaneously great if you got an eating disorder but also absolutely the number one food item that will give you an eating disorder

The numbers don't matter. I have been at this a very, very long time. Your community is > here < #furry

we have a president with a tenuous grip on small legislative majorities who is out of the gate with a flurry of dramatically unpopular orders and who has just demonstrated his weakness on the international stage. if i were an elected member of his domestic opposition, i might try to draw real blood.

undiagnosed, but pretty sure

SUCK MY DICK AND BALLS I JUST GOT AN INTERVIEW TO MY DREAM JOB

yeaaag i need to deactivate my twitter account lmao

"[Internet popular trans woman] is silencing critics!" Look inside She blocks strangers who show up accusing her of being Hitler

so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳 to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl

Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.

it turns out my routine of getting high, ignoring my problems, sleeping for 14 hours a day and avoiding people could be considered "depression" who'd have thought! /j

Because of the TikTok ban, a friend of mine has been talking to a trans girl from Shanghai. She asked what stereotypes exist about trans people in china: "rust + archlinux"

but tiktok

DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION

under the moonlight cm for @weregazelle.itch.io

The new "sex and gender" executive order does nothing but make trans people's lives more difficult than they already are. Trans prisoners will be raped more, trans federal employees will be discriminated against more, and trans travelers will be subject to unneeded hassle. For nothing.

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