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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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literally every time I talk to friends

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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I've been saying, you can't play chess if the other side is setting the board on fire. You are no longer playing chess. You're now losing at a new game, arson.

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Well that's terrifying.

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lol lmao Fake ass looking dog Absolutely a mask on a cat. No way this thing is real ☠️☠️☠️

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Meanwhile, on Twitter...

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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

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At a quick glance, Apple News and DoorDash have similar icons, so it’s 50/50 if a push notification is going to say: - Bastions of democracy crumbling; Premier Ford eats whole chair; Kendrick awarded secret, sixth Grammy or - slay bestie, have you ever heard of this new thing called sushi? 🍣🤤

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Mr bad Dr. Fineburg, I wasn’t familiar with your game.

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If you see nine people sitting at the dinner table with one NAZI, you’re looking at ten NAZIs having dinner together.

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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

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This is a phenomenal interview with someone rejecting his presidential pardon for Jan 6. It’s the most insight I’ve ever had for how someone falls into MAGAland and one way they may fall out again. It’s remarkably hopeful. I’m rooting for this guy.

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this is the energy we have to bring into the next four years

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Wrote about the Democratic gerontocracy and how they'd rather watch it all burn down than let a younger generation become the voice of the party

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I love seeing ten tweets about how tiktok is an essential part of resisting fascism and then the app sends out a notification like “dearest lord ruler, let us bribe you for the ability to ignore a law, just name your price papa!”

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This is a perfect sentence: "All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."

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LORRAINE LYON: So you want freedom with no responsibility. Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal. SHERIFF ROY TILLMAN: The President. LORRAINE LYON: A baby. You're fighting for your right to be a baby. -Fargo 5x05

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A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume

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Isle of the Dead (Met version), by Arnold Böcklin, 1880, 📸 by @kavinm95

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The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant

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If only there were a song...

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@mtbamford.bsky.social @physicalteducation.bsky.social all of the stories in this thread are gold

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As an American who’s lived in London this is too accurate

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Bioshock

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Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God

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Sadly this column nails the Niners season, but I think also gives a glimmer of hope down the line. Nothing lasts forever.

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I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.

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The set designers for this 1993 Series 2 X-Men set from Skybox knew what they were doing during design. Knowing that people would display the cards in 3x3 binder pages, they made the card numbering line up so that three diptychs sat right next two a vertical diptych on TWO pages. Absolutely insane.

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If I walk into a store and the thing I need is in a plastic locker I just leave that store, nothing is worth the lil Oliver Twist "please sir may I have some cough medicine" routine

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