geniusavant.bsky.social
Pro human, pro humour, pro tein but not Pro V.
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You were hoping for some nude Biggins?!
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Now you've just created a global ear worm, you sadistic bastard.
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Make your own lids? What's this - Blue Peter?
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I guess we all get triggered by different things.
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They're belters
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Yeah she said the same thing to me.
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Aah, Mr Ritchie. Never knowingly understated.
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Aah, Mr Ritchie. Never knowingly understated.
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Haven't thought about her in probably 35 years. I remember her for 2 things:
1. Ex-glamour model
2. Delightful way she said the band "Kula Shaker"
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Don't tell me - Live Forever?
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That's hardly an improvement.
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Serves you right for mansplaining your way into a conversation about the origins of rap, eh Sebastian?
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Just had a vision of Bernard Bresslaw in an old school vest and Stanley Matthews shorts. Thanks for that.
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It's impressive right up until you realise that more people watched "what's my line".
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Yeah - and where is she now?
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So your thing's sex as well??
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An internal camera? Where did you insert it, you monsters?!
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That's a boom-tish joke, but it did make me chuckle.
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Couldn't you just explain you wanted some open plan living and see if she'd knock down the non-load bearing ones?
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Maybe that's why she gets more. Put some effort in you lazy git.
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Your cavalier attitude to punctuation makes it plausible that you WERE a footballer.
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Yeah that's normally reserved for the comments section.
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Is that where the white smoke comes out? If not, it should be.
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Your last sentence deserves much better than your earlier mis-spelling of 'break'.
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Maybe just pile it all back on again?
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To be fair, how much intrigue can there be in a garlic bread recipe? It's garlic bread.
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Imagine if bringing you a leaf was his way of saying "the fuck did you call me Jasper for?"
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Took my bird to the Mexican sun
By 'mistake' had some wife swapping fun
While I'm ok being a swinger
All I pulled was a minger
So our snaps are of terminal one.
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Tell her it could have been worse - you could have gone for one with big Ange front and centre.
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Aaah I see. For a moment I thought it was the return of liebensraum.
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What - like Berlin and stuff?
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True under any interpretation.
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The sentence "I came on holiday to an adults only..." suggested a very different fess.
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Ewww. Somehow that makes it even worse.
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Or maybe just don't eat worms cos there's absolutely no need?
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The noisy night episode of Peppa Pig?
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This is like an early chapter from Alan Sugar's autobiography. Bravo!
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Not on teams calls though mate. Makes us all a bit awkward.
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And today's virtue signaller bait is brought to you by...
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It's heretics like you that make me long for a return of witch burnings.
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"This beef wellington's to die for!" Too soon?
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A new one Popes up all the time
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Had that on my reading list for ages. Once I plough through this (surprisingly dry) Led Zeppelin biog I might give it a try.
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I thinking you read it now it would come across as very dated. I remember thinking that when I read it 25 years ago. I reckon the Philip Norman biographies, and the 2 ones about the break up ("And in the end" + "You never give me your money") are the best ones I've read.
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Definitely.
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Ahhhh, the Britpop Pete Best.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
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Look, you both need to put your personal situation behind you for now and focus on electing the next Pope.