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It keeps getting worse.

“Just say yes”

Do you even own a suit?

Not an NBA follower nor from Dallas, but even I knew this.

“We have to sacrifice the most fundamental things about America—literally its most essential guarantee of liberty—or we won’t have a country anymore.”

More of that pesky waste, fraud, and abuse 😡

Well, shit. #thelastofus

I'm not going to get excited about crowd sizes unless those crowds are lines at polling places in 2026.

Couldn't have said it better myself, Rachel! talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/doge-...

I’m glad I’m not burdened with the desire to go to a country music concert.

The quickest way to get an email unsubscribe from me is to send me something that makes it easier to look at birds.

When is Otterbox going to apologize that we all have to subject our eyes to their cases?

Whatever stomach bug I have is no joke. Took me out.

The new director of Medicare and Medicaid services was peddling vitamins to teenagers on TikTok Shop just a few months ago. I wish I was joking

Say what you will about Herbert Hoover, I don’t think he packed up and headed out to his place in the Blue Ridge Mountains on the evening of Black Tuesday.

I don’t plan to watch MSNBC on a flight…until the person next to me turns on Fox Noise.

NEW: The doctor behind breakthrough Parkinson’s research was among the scientists purged from the National Institutes of Health, the US’s leading medical research agency. www.wired.com/story/doctor...

Absolute shocker that Morgan Wallen doesn’t have a sense of humor. 🤨

Yep

Today's newsletter is about the arrest of Rumeysa Ozturk www.readtpa.com/p/the-ice-de...

No, I don’t love your app, solely because you interrupted what I was doing to ask and then force me through a workflow regardless of my selection.

Yes, Fox News, I have definitely texted the wrong person before. In fact, I've done it numerous times. The difference here is that my erroneous texts revolved around lunch details or sending an article to a friend -- not outlining attack plans that put our troops in grave danger. Hope this helps.

If you’ve made more than one joke about egg prices, that’s all you get.

for thee / for me

They’re not marooned.

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I’m not sure if he should run for President or a Netflix stand up special.

I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.

Extraordinary moment — Nancy Pelosi issues a statement calling on Democratic senators to reject the House funding bill, i.e. to defy Chuck Schumer. "Democratic senators should listen to the women," she says, referring to Murray/DeLauro who want a 1-month stopgap bill instead.

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!

Walz: "The idea that the secretary of education would not know what IDEA is -- individuals with disability in education act -- that's like your mechanic not knowing how to put air in your tire. And she's in charge of this nation's education progress. It is catastrophic."

I’m not just sitting here watching a 57 minute video of a guy disassembling, cleaning, and re-assembling a watch.

No, you're not dreaming. Trump has gone and paid the better part of $100,000 for a car he's not yet driven, and which during the course of its production has been the subject of dozens of recalls for issues like seat-belt warning system malfunctions and unexpected speeding and lane changes.

Twice-annual reminder that 6 pm EDT is not the same as 6 pm EST. Since we are now in Daylight Time (DT), if you say something starts at 6 pm EST (Standard Time), you are saying it starts at 7 pm EDT - which is likely the time everyone is using if your region observes DST. It's simple.

One of my companies informed me they cancelled a $2m conference in Florida. Why ? They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses. That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue. The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff

This ACCESS (education) bill from Sarah Sanders is way worse than expected. Republican legislators are fighting against it because, among other things, it will further decimate rural schools. It’s a radical restructuring.

Elon Musk is gaslighting America with his Social Security being a "Ponzi Scheme" LIE. It's absolutely OUTRAGEOUS & DESPICABLE. He & Donald Trump are DELIBERATELY undermining confidence in Social Security when the TRUTH is it delivers benefits accurately & timely 99.7%. SOCIAL SECURITY IS OUR MONEY!

Crockett: We had an opportunity to have a woman lead this country and I promise you, she would have led us to the promised land. But instead we got somebody that seems like he wants to take to us hell

Trump adviser Alina Habba says veterans fired by DOGE are perhaps 'not fit to have a job at this moment' www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

I’m headed to a corn and soybean farm in Cannon Falls to hear about the impact of Trump’s tariffs on Minnesota farmers.   Farming is a tough job, and it certainly isn’t made any easier by two out-of-touch billionaires cutting off economic opportunities.

Trump and Elon are just scared bullies.

Very anti-veteran stance of the Trump administration

I’m still surprised even his cult followers think he’s a good negotiator. There’s been zero evidence to support that. He bullies folks at times, but you can’t bully the rest of the world.

Oh so this was the red wave y’all were talking about

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The news media couldn't stop talking about Biden's mental unfitness after his debate last June. Why won't they talk about Trump's broken brain when we see signs of it every day? My Stop the Presses newsletter.

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