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And out of our lives, ideally.

Lunch with our staunch and stalwart Manhattan Borough President and soon-to-be City Comptroller @marklevinenyc.bsky.social. One of the good guys whom I’m proud to call friend. Show him your support: votemarklevine.com.

Our president is one petty little cunt.

Good morning. ☕️ 📷 Mark Seliger for Esquire

The audio edition of this week’s No Mercy / No Malice, as read by @georgehahn.com : open.spotify.com/episode/1HMV...

I love this series for The Rake. @tfchamberlin.bsky.social does a terrific job. youtu.be/EH09nuoJlPE?...

Good morning. ☕️

Look like someone worth considering.

FYI…

Honest question: Why are people obeying DOGE?

Kakistocracy. Try using it in a sentence today. There will be plenty of opportunities.

Correct. He’s not capable of playing multidimensional chess. Or chess. Or checkers. Or tic-tac-toe. As one of his aides put it during Shit Show I, “he’s just eating the pieces” on the board. Nothing he does is strategic. He’s purely guided by narcissistic, sociopathic impulses at all times.

Good morning. ☕️

This should be required reading. It’s funny because it’s all true. @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.spotify.com/show/47Pka5G...

How and when did America get so fucking dumb? Is it Fox News? flip.it/BwHogo

Our government is being dismantled in a fast-moving coup because a bunch of ostensible adults are afraid of mean tweets from a spent 78 year old skin bag who wears Oompa Loompa makeup.

Vintage FaceTime.

Oh, fuck this.

Shitler really is the biggest asshole to ever be president. He might even be the biggest asshole to ever asshole on any considerable scale.

My apologies for the tech glitch on the video. Had to stop, then start again. Here it is: www.youtube.com/live/xsBGmER...

Shaving live at 10:30… www.youtube.com/live/IIx7rdp...

Measles? This is so fucking stupid.

Get a haircut. 💈✂️

This take. 👇🏻

Fuck him.

I love @apnews.com. One of my favorite news sources.

Good morning. ☕️

Real men show affection for the ones they love.

The Shitler regime has effectively launched the “America: World Asshole” initiative.

When the human form of political chlamydia calls you “parasite,” it’s extra special.

This is porn to me.

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The Shitler regime has effectively launched the “America: World Asshole” initiative.

Checking in with Mitch McConnell…

Good morning. ☕️

Any “orders” from Stay-Puft Blofeld or his DOUCHE group should be totally ignored.

White Lotus. So far, so fabulous.

What… the actual… fuck…???!!

This would be fantastic.

Shitler is detested and ridiculed around the planet. What a legacy.

If there’s a way to be horrible, they’ll find it. www.standard.co.uk/news/world/t...

The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

Is anyone of consequence willing to kick Stay-Puft Blofeld in the nuts?

I’d love to see this movie at this moment in America. Not streaming anywhere, unfortunately. @criterion.bsky.social… You listening? youtu.be/5eb1RQ7prJY?...

The irony of that Belushi clip. I remember that. So bittersweet in hindsight. #SNL50