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I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought https://linktr.ee/gara.meg My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
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Antacids are just acids that can carry 20x their own body weight.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Sipping on my ramen jus as I gaze mysteriously out the window

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Someone draw my tapioca pudding bath

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

You guys did great today. Go ahead and take tomorrow off. You've earned it.

submitted 12 hours ago • 16 comments

Post Malone is short for his real name, Postcoital Malodorousness.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

i bet brain farts feel amazing for brains

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I thought rice cakes were just a story made up to scare children

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

pronouncing 'unstable' like 'constable'

submitted 14 hours ago • 8 comments

Do you even stick your arm out the window when you're doing 100 down the highway and pretend you're flying or are you a fucking cop?

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

life is just being under blankets and all the hell times between

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Going down to the stuff you put in your face hole store, need anything?

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Nobody here should calm their titties.

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

Gonna wear my irrelevance like a crown

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Why is Mary had a little lamb written all in the past tense? Where did it go? WTF did Mary do with her lamb?

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

what i tell my husband every day:

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Welcome to the jungle by guns and roses is my fave song about full bush

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

I'm beginning to suspect you only like my good posts what's that about?

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

You know you're old when one of the hairs in your eyebrow decides to leave the band and goes in a different direction.

submitted 19 hours ago • 31 comments

Embezzle is a beautiful name for a little girl

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

If you make posts making fun of yourself, people will get mad because they think you’re talking about them

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Most gymnastics jokes are floormat jokes.

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

A minus 30 button on the microwave for when you got over-zealous.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Fact: bears are legally obligated to identify themselves before they maul you.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

A Bluesky prom is apropos considering some of the high school mentality around here.

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

The person who named peas needs to name more things

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

High maintenance or self centered asshole

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Don't even talk to me until I've had my psychotic break

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

we should drive little taco cars like a Honda Cilantro

submitted 20 hours ago • 9 comments

Seductively eating an entire box of Cheez-its

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Putting my ear up to yours. Ssshhh. I’m trying to hear the ocean.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The shitposting schlocky aphorisms to self help guru pipeline.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

So this morning I was lying in bed and I just started thinking, and right then and there I knew that was my problem.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Why is it called pissing your pants and not flooding the zone? Anyway, sorry I flooded the zone on your couch.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

we are the authors of the skeets you couldn’t repost

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The hate dripping from your skeets about the awful hate of ‘others’ is beautifully ironic

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

tree: *falls in forest* tree: fuck

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

If Bob Ross's carpet matched his drapes, he would have been the plushest mons pubis on public television. I think.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wasn't licking the window, I was trying to taste the rainbow.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I’m still charmed every time someone’s child interrupts a video call. Kids don’t give a shit who their parents are

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

this can’t be the same highway to hell AC/DC was talking about

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Sorry, must have scrolled by all your best skeets already.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

People who can wear white shirts without getting them dirty before 9am, are likely lizard people

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

If the waitress says "enjoy" and you reply "thanks, you too", they are legally required to take the first bite

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

If by “touch grass” you mean my weed, then yes, most days I’m in touch with my grass.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The fastest way to get a visit to HR is by pressing the bosses forehead and yelling “skip intro” every time he starts to talk

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments