The fastest way to get a visit to HR is by pressing the bosses forehead and yelling “skip intro” every time he starts to talk - ThreadSky

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smooheed.bsky.social • 3 days ago

The fastest way to get a visit to HR is by pressing the bosses forehead and yelling “skip intro” every time he starts to talk

Need to do that to ALL MAGGOTS

Alas, not a guarantee, I tell my boss to fuck off and he just snickers and runs away to his office

I like it!

I yelled “unsubscribe” and rolled my eyes and I’m pretty sure I’m about to get fired

Damn it! Boss told me to “smash that like button and hit the bell icon” what do I do now??

I feel like taking an elevator would also be pretty quick.

Have to try that on my wife...
(Moritori te salutant)

Ok so that’s brave 😂😂

more "foolish"

I think they heard me laugh downstairs.
Very good

I killed the boss to see what kind of legendary loot I would get and the rest of the office just looked horrified.

Really funny. 😂😂

remote workers can simply reply UNSUBSCRIBE to all Teams messages

Why do you think I carry this tack hammer everywhere?

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