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Saw character in a game that looked like my friend and showed a picture to her in class. Art teacher overheard this and told the guidance counselor I was sharing nudes of my friend. The guidance counselor tried to get me expelled and harassed my friend into telling her I did it til it got her fired.

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I'm huffing that Dreamcast Galaxy Gas, shit got me higher than the Skies of Arcadia. Making my heart rate Cannon Spike. These bitches are Power Stoned, they're asking me to do some Sega Ass Fishing. This shit ain't nothing to me, man!

The fire has already been contained. Was watching it live before ABC7 said "screw it this isn't going anywhere here's Jimmy Kimmel." Still gonna have trouble falling asleep eventually, if at all. Will be continuing to volunteer at my local kitchen to feed affected people, and recommend you do too.

I haven't even returned to my home for a whole week and there's a new fire extremely close to my home. Might have to evacuate AGAIN within the next hour or so. I fucking hate the state of the world right now.

the next time a democrat politician asks me for money i'm delivering it attached to a brick through their bedroom window

What to do when you see ICE - resources in thread: When informing your community, remember "S.A.L.U.T.E." Report ICE/CBP sightings to a local rapid response network (more info below 👇)

over the weekend, twitch streamers hasan piker and caroline kwan interviewed incarcerated firefighters in socal, who revealed that video games make their lives more bearable. their camp has since been "inundated" with games. but you can still help in other ways aftermath.site/hasan-piker-...

If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”

This is the way #eaton

hi on January 10 at around 9 pm, someone stole this backpack and a laptop bag out of my car while I was loading up to evacuate from the LA fires. whoever took it please return the sentimental items, particularly a bag with handwritten notes from my parents and my dads lord of the rings books

Turns out I had a 102.5 degree hay fever. If it weren't for my girlfriend this crusty spring board pull out bed could have been my literal death bed had she not helped so much. So thankful to not be alone in the hard time for once.

I’ve been a nonstop ball of anxiety all week and now the fires have come toward us in Tarzana. We haven’t received evacuation orders yet but it’s probably close. Beyond grateful for WATCH DUTY app and the fire fighting teams. If you haven’t donated yet please help them continue to help L.A. 🙏🏻

Just evacuated. On way to my grandma's home safe and far. Terrified cause even though I was getting ready to leave indoors the air quality got so bad so fast I could barely stay conscious from my allergies. If you are even .01% at risk from the Palisades fire, PLEASE BE READY TO LEAVE ANY MOMENT

Went outside and my car was covered with ash. My eyes hurt from the swelling allergic reaction from the poor air. My house is considered in a safe zone right now but still, it's terrifying. Please stay safe everyone

wildfires rage in california while, one state over, tech giants at CES brag about adding the latest environmentally-destructive fad, generative AI, to everything. what are we even doing here? aftermath.site/california-w...

Information for free meals for anyone fleeing LA and going south

“The consistent defunding of other city programs to give the LAPD billions a year has consequences," said @riccisergienko.bsky.social of @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social. "The city is unprepared to handle this fire, and Los Angeles shouldn’t be in that position." theintercept.com/2025/01/08/l...

Best part? My gf and I were literally watching my grandma be lowered into her grave when we saw the smoke from the fires in the palisades. Tuesday was a pretty shit day. Everything hurts and I barely got any sleep but I'm surviving.

insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit

“In June, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass signed an adopted $12.8 billion budget that cut the fire department’s funding by more than $17.5 million, or around 2 percent of the previous year’s budget of $837 million.”

GFs house is gone. Best friends house is gone and her dad and dogs nearly were too (barely made it out). Just spent the whole day packing incase I need to evac too cause the sunset fire is frustratingly close. What a shit week.

Planet Fitness locations in Los Angeles are “offering anyone impacted by the fires—first responders and residents—free access to shower, recharge, and relax” No membership is required to take advantage of locker rooms, WiFi, charging stations at any LA County location not impacted by the fires.

PSA to my friends in California near the fires: breathing in wildfire smoke is really bad for you (even if it’s not super thick where you are) but if you have face masks (N95, KN95, etc) those can help a lot

LA peeps please consider masking while out the smoke is super bad for you even if you aren't in an on fire area www.usnews.com/news/healthi...

As we witness these heartbreaking scenes from the fires in LA, an important reminder that incarcerated people make up over 30% of California’s forest firefighters.

For friends in LA County subject to evacuation: here are some additional evac centers based in North LA. I live near the Sepulveda Rec Center and can confirm that it's got lots of parking!

Friends don't let friends use Duolingo. When it comes to Japanese, there are so many better ways to learn than giving money to a company that's firing its workers and replacing them with AI. Here's our roadmap for a cheap and effective Duolingo alternative. https://buff.ly/3WaA87t

3K a day to give Zionism a middle finger & help a Palestinian dev tell his story despite how much it gets suppressed by much of the media, how many investors don't even dare to consider it, how many influencers loudly stood for other injustices but are quiet now. www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/...

I'm 100% convinced Meta just locked David Cage in a prison cell with a computer and said "you are Liv now, do your job and we'll fund your next slop"

if you apply for this job, and you should, you should contact the person who was laid off and ask what their salary was. i am not kidding. do not let them lay someone off and then hire you for 20% less than they paid the last guy