getafuckinhandle.bsky.social
I dislike cats and Taylor Swift and bluesky feed is filled with both! Not sure how long I will last here 🤔
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I’ve tried muting a LOT of words but people still talk about it or post images of words. You can’t escape it… 😕
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Thanks. I was literally about to permanently delete bluesky cause I am sick of all the american political crap. Finally, something different. I’ll scroll a little longer…
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Tackling the big issues as usual 🤦🏼♂️
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I was seriously trying to work out if it was photoshopped or really strong genetics! Your explanation cleared it up for me. REALLY STRONG genetics 😂
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5 minutes!!! Who has that much time to waste on dishes 😂
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You lost me there 😂👎
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Spot on! Its amplified for individual sports. Hence tennis is full of wankers
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Absofuckinlutely you can! There seem to be a large portion of Americans on here though and they seem to not use the fabulous fuck word in quite the same way as Australians 🤷
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😂 best analogy ever
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😂 my Dad had the same problem with his charger when I came along
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All because he thought if American people (voters) knew he was bonking women other than his wife that it would tarnish his reputation 🤔 even he underestimated the American people 😂
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Thats the result of a VERY horny labrador
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What do they actually do? Anything other than follow you? I feel left out 😞 I don’t know if I’m even ‘getting any’ 😂
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We just need bigger c()nts! Although I’m not sure they get any bigger than this one 🤔
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Its probably why so many people go into mining jobs and we can’t fill the roles of other industries. You could also pay for that university education with 3 months of work in a mine just sitting in a dump truck.
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I didn’t even know she had a dick! Makes sense tho
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😂 fair enough. I WAS genuinely curious
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I see this complaint a lot. I wonder why people are on social media when they are supposed to be working. I also wonder what work they are doing where some things cannot be seen 🤔
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People are going to get generations and covid variants mixed up soon
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Send him ukranian coloured socks every christmas
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The fluff in your house is your dead skin cells that have shed
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That doesnt even make sense. Drunkbot?
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My point being that priests and many popes who vow not to have sex, still seem to indulge. Many with children
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Your knowledge of the language invented by the english seems more certain than mine
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The list of sexually active ‘celibate’ priests would be a bit longer
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Im definitely starting to see the advantages of AI now after seeing this and many of the pictures in the replies 😂
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So Jesus had 120 followers when he ascended to heaven. I need less than 100 more followers!! Please help me people
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Small dicks still seem to shoot out sperm it seems 🤮
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😂 rookie error 😉
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A ‘get out of jail free’ card
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Where is Judas?
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😂 Been thinking the same thing recently when most (non baby) humans get grossed out at drinking a womans breast milk. Drink from the tit of a dirty beast rolling in mud though… gimma 3 litres!! 😂
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Americans
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He loses interest when they reach 18
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No sex he’s EVER had would have been consensual
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Exactly, we don’t need more jobs!! All their arguments are b@llshit
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Yeah, but what about all the jobs? Jobs, jobs, jobs!!
Whats that?… we have a dire shortage of workers in most industries and need to bring people into the country to fill them? 🤔
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Do you have a plumbing problem? I’m not a registered plumber but I’ll give it a crack
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But people get sick of hearing the same old school shooting stories
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I’m not sure that stealing gods jokes is going to make him want to save you 😉
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We have an environment minister?!! 😳
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I feel I am stating the obvious here, but wouldn’t that be AKBC?
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Do they work if the foetus is 78 years old?