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ghost-notes.bsky.social
Recovering graphic designer. Devoted dad. Actual patriot. Out to avenge my stolen future.
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For over a year our 2yo has been obsessed with videos of the Lowes animatronic Halloween reaper band. So for his 3rd birthday, we surprised him with his own reaper band. Now all he wants to do is perform with the 7ft tall reapers, specifically as an *animatronic* skeleton. He’s a method actor.

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

#ProudBlue #MomSky This is so important. I have been so angry & filled with dread every single day. To help us manage these feelings, we need to not look too far in the future. We need to just keep “doing the next right thing.” Have compassion for yourself & don’t forget to fill your cup.

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

It’s hard to keep up with all the evil stuff this administration is doing, but if I stay online and keep doomscrolling, I just might do it.

A good reminder, from last week's newsletter. If you haven't subscribed yet, c'mon. evanhurst.substack.com/p/trump-and-...

crazy that an incorrigible drunken dipshit who has failed at everything of consequence he has ever tried is also disastrously bad at leading the single largest bureaucracy in the world

Never a river of chocolate when you need one.

Donald Trump is furious that the media repeatedly makes his administration look bad by pointing cameras at them while they say and do stuff.

It bears repeating…. @elienyc.bsky.social is right.

still thinking about this guy’s milkshake duck speed run. from “everyone loves Senator Cargo Shorts” to “everyone hates Evil Shrek” in record speed

"I’m not being heartless. I know that Sloth is a victim, and yes, I know that 'Sloth loves Chunk.' And I can appreciate the fact that 'Chunk loves Sloth.' I’m just trying to think this through logistically. There is literally nowhere to put him."

Nobody: Facebook Memories: Don't forget you used to be way healthier and better looking.

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.

Worst. Episode. EVER.

You know? I still find it remarkably easy to remain patriotic throughout this administration. Trump and the MAGA crowd are a repudiation of every single civic ideal that the United States is meant to represent—and I see no reason to stop believing in those ideals because of them.

The past ten years has just been the same clutch of morons and apologists insisting that Trump would never cross that line and then shuffling along with him to insist that he would never cross that next one.